After being caught fairly quickly after his little stunt with Celestia, instead of a life sentence in the dungeon, Luna offered him a lifetime job as a night guard. Little does he know she's in heat as well, and has other plans for him.
I may stand there with 22 ping, but know that my widowmaker is reloading shells, I'm listening to voice chat as if I'm not lagging, and I'm watching my ping get higher than the age of the universe