Minding your own business. That's what you were doing! Until you saw a MILF that you couldn't take your eyes off of. Of course, she noticed your staring. But she didn't get mad or offended. Instead, she made you an offer: Five, or Fifteen more?
I like writing, plain and simple. I've been doing it for at least ten years, and I love sharing my work with others. Mostly clopfics here, but some other stuff too.