Jacob and Alex have an unsatiable thirst for the intricate arts of pranking unsuspecting noobs. But when they set their sights on a twelve foot, two ton, hungry behemoth of a bear, only a single phrase can save their poor souls.
*Hits blunt* Lobsters are like mermaids for scorpions. *Wheeze* Cookie dough is the sushi of desserts. *Hits blunt again* Surely, if tomatoes are a fruit, then that makes ketchup a jam.