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Friendship is ninjas

Friendship is ninjas
By Bendelsohn
Chapter 1: eetchi

It was anice day.

Twilight was very tired. She had been training all day in the yard because she had a black belt in 19 martal arts and super-blck belts in 12 more. She was so tired that she almost stopped training because she wanted to but if she did celesta would be all mad so she didn’t. She was just finishing her pony-justsu technices when rainbowDash appeared.

“Come with me Twilight I have something important to tell you.”
So she went with rainbow das and Twilight used her magix to grew wings and flew away with her.
When They got there celeshtia was angry like >:(. She said “Twilight my moist faithful student there are ninjas in enqurestria and I need you to stop them and stuff because you are the best at fighting ninjas”

“but I don’t want to im scared!” said Twiliht because she did not like to fight,

yo have no choice” said celestoa “and don’t be scares because you will have appljack to help you.

So Twiligt and applekaj went to fight the ninjas. It was a long road to find the ninjas that was very dangerous but it was ok because they were the best at fihting and beat up all the danger. Whem they gots to the end they didt see the ninjas.

“wher are ninjas!” said applejack.

“twilight was quiet but then she siad they are everywhere but we cant see them becuase they are ninja”

Suddenly a million ninjas appeered in front of them.

Twlight said they were hiding in the trees the whole time I knew it!

And so there was fighting and applejack used her apple kung-fu to kick the ninjas with apples and twilightused magic laser beams to shoot the ninjas dead.

“THARS TO MANY OF THEN!” saiid applejack “USE YER SPECIL TEQNIQUE!”

ANd twilight said ok and began ther move. Magical energy went up to her horn as she charged her laser. Thwere was energy everywhare and it was super bright! there was so much energby that if twilight had been waring a shirt it would have exploded but she wasn’t because she is a pony who doesn’t usually wear clothes!

Everypony stopped fighting to see the amaazing magic beeing made by twilight! A big ball made itself on her horn thta looked like a ball of yarn or a beach ball only made of magic!

She said an incantation ”shiani, shitanomigi, migini, AH!”

and then she either said shoop da woop or kamahameha but I can’t decide which and then she fired the biggest lazer applejAck had ever seen . And then She killed all the ninjs. But applejack got hit by the really big laser beam too because she was fighing the ninjas and couldnt get out of the way. Twolight was sad and felt really bad and rushed over to see if she was ok.

“go on without mee” said Applejack as she died from laser burns.

But then twilight used a revive spell and applejack was alive again and this made her very happy so she thanked twiliht and they left to see selectia again.

Chapter 2: nih

“Why didnt you tell us how many nijas therewere?” asked twilight angeredly.

“I didn’t know! all I knew was that there was ninjas I did not knoe how many!”

“That’s not a good excuse said Twilight. We deservd to know and applejack almost died and it would have been really bad because of you.”
And Celestia knew she was right. She sighed and said “I’m very sorry twilight but thwre are more ninjas to kill. I’m proud of yu for fighting all those ninjas before so you can have something to help you as a gift.” And she gave her a swornd. The sword looked very very old and smelled like magic.
“This as an old magic ssword. It will help you fight ninjas now go and do it! For Equestria!”
So she took the sword and put it in her saddle bag. The she went off with apple jack to fight more ninjas.
Chapter 3 san

Twilight and applejack fought a lot of ninjas together and they becam very good friends. But applejack never really trusted twilighjt because she killed her and she was still mad. So one dya she told twilight because she is an honest pony and deosn’t like to keep secrets.
“Twataght, I’m still mad at you for killing me even though you brought me back to life. It hurt a lot and yo could have waited for me to stop fighting but you didn’t and you should apologize please.”
This maed twilight very angry, almost ads much as celestia was like >:(.

“Applejack you are all selfish and stuff for wanting me to apologize for killing you and im not sure you are my friend anymore.”

And applejack knew she was right so she said sorry and continued. But then more ninjas came and they had to fight. It was a long fight that made them very tired after it but it was better than last time because nopony died. Twilight got tu use her sword and it was very good at killing things with its ancient magicnaess.

Just as they thought the battle was over, the ninja boss came and said “I am ninja boss man! Prepare to diee!”
Chapter 4: yon shi or something

Te ninja boss man was really really stong. He had lots of aror and it hurt when applejack kicked him so she couldn’t. And twilight tried to use he massive laser attack. But the ninja boss had to much armor and it didn’t hurt huim so they didn’t know what to do. Then Twilihgt saw an opening in his armor under his neck and she said “I kno what to do!” So shetook out the magic sword and ran at him. But he was really really fast and he got out of the way and broke the sword by punching it really hard.

“Haha! I have break your sword of ancient magicness! now I am unstoable!”
but Twilight had another the hole time so it was ok. Then he punched applejack in the face so hard it broked her neck and applejack was die.
“NOOOOOOO APPLJEACK :O!” cried Twilight as applejack died in front of her.
That made Twilight more angry than she had ever been like D:<! She said “I WILL KILL YIU A MILLION TIMES IN YOUR FACE YOU BASTERD!” And then she got really powerful and there was magic all around her! She ran into the ninja boss at speed of light and stabed him 500000 times in the neck where the hole was and he died.

Then Twilight ran over to Applejack. She tried to do a revive spell but she coudln’t becaue She was out of mana.s

“I’m so sory I ever doubted that you were my friend and this is my fault!” So twilight cried for 2 days but then got beter. And by then aplejack body had rotted so she couldn’t bring her back and even though twilight stopped crying she was still really sad.
Chapter 5: goe

Applejack’s funeral was very sad because it was raining and Twilight’s friend applejack wasn’t there because she was dead, Twilight was trying not to cry again very hard. Fluttershy was crying in corner and spoike was getting high from drug to cope wih his sadness. Everpone was very :(.
Just as they were about to burry Applejack somepony saw her move
“oh my celestia applejack is a zombie!”
And then twilight took out her sword and was about to kill zombiejack what suddenly it looked like the zombie ripped off its skins and everyone would have been all grossed out except there was no blood! It was just applejack in a costum that looked lik she hadrotted?

“Ah got yall gud these tahm didn’t ah!”
And this made everyone very happy because she was never actually dead, and they laughed and laughed and lauhed.

chaper 6: epiloge

One day twilight and applejack were very old and good friends. Spike was die because he did to much drugs and fluttershy was twilight’s student in being ninja. Owliscious wanted to be her studnt but coulnt because he is an owl. Flutrshy is doing very well because twilight is old now and that make her good teacher. Rainbow dah is now a meeseger for Celestia and is doing very well. She had tried to be a ninja too but was too loud. She always tryed to fly into danger insted of being stealthy and she got fired but Celestia gave her second shance. Pinkyy pie and the other who were never mentioned but still get in the epilouge are doing some stuff.

“So I’v been thinking applejack...”

“What is it?”

“I relly liek gingers.”

“yes, they are god-like indeed”

And then big mac came over and twilight made bedroom eyes but nothing happene unitl big mac kissed her even though she waz old and ugy. And then appleack kicked her and they all laughed because it was funny.
Pinky pie came and said “Twiligt I have something important to tell you!”
So she went and pinky said “There are more ninja! We must pull yu out of retirement to figt them!”
And twiliht said “nope. My studnt flutershi will taek care of it :) ! Fluttershy! come here!”
And flutterhy came down

“You must take the ancient magic sword and fight the ninjas until you are old liek me! For equestria!”

Sand fluttershy said ok I will do it for equestria!
Just as she was walking away applejack walked up to Twilight.

“Twi, there’s something I’ve been meanin to tell yah’...”

“What is it Applejack?”
Then Applejack bit twilight’s face off and she died in pain and confusion.

Applejack stood over twilight’s body, laughing quietly.

“hahaha... I was... A ZOMBIE NINJA THE WHOLE TIME!”
And applejack went off to begin her reign of terror once more.

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BlueEricsson

BlueEricsson #1 · Sep 23rd, 2011 · · ·

U SRS?

Papillon Rose

Papillon Rose #2 · Sep 23rd, 2011 · · ·

I would have you know, good sir, that I am a connoisseur of trollfiction, and this is a very fine specimen. References to internet memes, nods to various animes...and some pretty quote worthy lines: “twilight was quiet but then she siad they are everywhere but we can't see them becuase they are ninja..".

A wise mare, that Twilight. I applaud your strategic usage of poor grammar and atrocious spelling to create a pretty enjoyable parody. :D

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