Metal Gear Toast 4: Guns of the Alicorns

by Tommy_Wiseau

Intermission #1

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"Brother, I have been awaiting your arrival, it is nice for you to of made it." Applebloom took off her shades, and threw em' out into the sky above.

A high frequency wave of some sort was sounded across the base, everyone in the vicinity, started falling down writhing in pain except Applebloom. She had something Toast did not, Toast tried shooting but was too distracted from the nausea inducted from the signal Applebloom walked into her helicopter.

"I will be seeing you brother." Applebloom lifted off, and flew away in the south west direction.

Toast eventually got knocked unconscious by the continuous wave.

A Few Hours later ... But not Many...

*HONK HONK*

*HONK HONK*

Toast was still knocked out even with the honking
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"Hold it right there Author, I know I am you but, do not make HomeShrek Refferences for the love of all that is Tommy Wiseau." Said Wiseau

Fine I won't, Now back to the circlejerk.
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Toast woke up and to his surprise, he woke up in a car. The person driving was, who would've ever expected....Super Kami Guru!

"OH MY GOD What are you doing, you cannot drive a car, you do not know how to." Yelled Toast in alarm.

"AAAAAAAAAHH You are right!!!1!1!111111111111111111" said Guru

They then crashed for no apparent reason, into the forest

"Kami! I told you that you could not drive, why did you not listen? ;~; " Said Toast

Author's Note:

Sorry Toast, I forgot all about the show this week, I only had 30 mins to write a chapter