“Hold on, Pinkie.” Rainbow Dash opened up her saddlebag. “Applejack made me some flash cards so I could get through awkward conversations without triggering a friendship problem.” The blue pegasus flipped through a large stack of cards. “Let’s see... Fluttershy’s body odour, Starlight’s evil past, Twilight’s Twilighting... ah! Pinkie’s weight!”
Okay, that? Is NEVER not funny! And the idea that Dash needs FLASHCARDS in order to be able to make rational conversation with friends she'd known FOR YEARS is the most Rainbow Dash thing I have ever read! AND that she actually pulls them out AND refers to them RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM!
My GOD, I love you Rainbow, but you are not the sharpest tool in the place where they keep the sharp tools...
“Actually, a lot of these are yours. Let’s stick to this one for now.” Rainbow Dash read off the card her wife had prepared for her. “Pinkie, remember that weight is just a number! You can be healthy at any size!”
... I feel like Charlie from The Whale might disagree with you (and many people) on that point.
Rainbow Dash quickly checked the tags on this story to make sure that it said Porn and not Gore. “It doesn’t have to be meat!” she reassured her friend. “That’s just how a griffon would do the diet.”
*snrk* Y'know, it's dangerous to peek past the wall like that, Rainbow. Leave that to chaos gods and the pink party professional.
Okay, that? Is NEVER not funny! And the idea that Dash needs FLASHCARDS in order to be able to make rational conversation with friends she'd known FOR YEARS is the most Rainbow Dash thing I have ever read! AND that she actually pulls them out AND refers to them RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM!
My GOD, I love you Rainbow, but you are not the sharpest tool in the place where they keep the sharp tools...
... I feel like Charlie from The Whale might disagree with you (and many people) on that point.
*snrk* Y'know, it's dangerous to peek past the wall like that, Rainbow. Leave that to chaos gods and the pink party professional.