Tom & Jerry: Journey to Equestria

by ShaggyBoi23

Chaper 9: Grand Finale is Coming

Author's Note:

This contains some snip bit references from those MLP Pastas when it was translated but with some additions to add in the spin. But at last, I'm almost done with the translation, with one more chapter to finish it off!

Tom and Jerry wandered around the table in the library, trying to solve Discord's riddle. Spikey thought about the riddle, too, but nothing came to mind. Each time this riddle was spun in their heads, "You will find a way, in the one house where the beasts live, and fear they lead, for her gaze they fear, only not to be caught by it."

The question was whom the beasts might fear. And they live in a house, and it turns out that the one who fears is the goal to go. It remains to be guessed who it is. Tom and Jerry came to that conclusion easily, and so they explained it to Spike the dog. The dog was a little surprised by the thinking of these two vermin, but then he turned to Spike the dragon.

"Buddy, listen carefully: it turns out we're looking for the home of some kind of animal tamer, like a circus acrobat or something, and he knows how to make animals stand up and be afraid with his eyes. So, twist in your head who it could be."

"So..." Spike thought for a few seconds, tapping his head in parallel as if trying to knock a hunch out of his head. "Come on, Spike, think!" But as quickly as a comet in space, a thought came to Spike, and a candle flickered over his head. "I've got it!"

"Ahh!" Spike the dog "put out" the candle above Spike the dragon's head with his fingers. "I remember very well Twilight's warning about how, during a situation like this, you manage to lead in your way and negate almost any idea. Tell me honestly, what are you up to?"

"Well..." Spike the dragon hesitated. "Some diamonds. Can't think straight on an empty stomach."

"Is that so?" Spike the dog began to think, in the appropriate style (fingers pistol-whipped, on his chin), and then turned his gaze to Tom and Jerry, a smile creeping across his face.

A few seconds later, Tom was dressed up in his diggers suit - jacket and helmet. Jerry sat in his chest pocket and didn't understand what was about to happen.

"Private Thomas and Private Jerry!" Spike the Dog said, addressed in army style. "Your job is to dig up as many diamonds as you can in the area Citizen Spike tells you to dig up. As soon as he finishes his lunch, help him solve the riddle! Is the task clear?!"

In response, the cat raised his finger to ask, but...

"NO BUTS, SOLDIER! DO AS YOU'RE TOLD! OR I'LL MAKE A BROOM OUT OF YOU AND YOU'LL SWEEP THE FLOORS WITH YOURSELF! THE SAME GOES FOR YOU, PRIVATE MOUSE! GET BACK TO WORK."

Tom unquestioningly 'saluted' his 'commander-in-chief' and together with Jerry headed in the direction of 'who knows where. Spike the dog slapped himself in the face.

"Why does it have to be this harsh?" Spike the dragon asked.

"No reason." Spike the Dog answered. "I still remember when that flea-bitten mouse hunter slipped me dynamite instead of a bone. He remembers exactly what I did to him after that."

"So? Well, did you beat him up and then strap him to a rocket or something and send him skyward?" The little dragon suggested.

"Exactly!" The dog answered. "He remembered such adventure in the sky forever because afterward, he flew into the engine of the plane. It was quite a show..."

"I do not quite understand... What kind of planes?" Spike the dragon asked.

"Oh yes... You don't have such..." Spike-dog came to his senses and scratched the back of his head.

A few seconds later, Tom and Jerry came in with buckets of diamonds, though you could tell they were both exhausted because they were trying to be as fast as possible.

"Here, Spike!" The dog pointed to the pair. "That's how these two work if you give them a good scare."

---

A few minutes later...

Spike the dragon quickly snacked on the diamonds and immediately set about sorting out the mystery. And Spike the dog was examining the Elements of Harmony while learning their origins and purpose. Tom and Jerry just looked at the approaching sunset, which looked very beautiful in this world... But it would be so if not for Diskord, who just doesn't let you look at this miracle of nature. Finally, the dragon boy solved the riddle, and ran out into the street, indicating to follow him.

Tom, Jerry, and the two Spikes were now near one house, and not far from it hung many birdhouses, and on the other side was a whole zoo. He was now surrounded by all sorts of animals, from bears to birds, and a little white rabbit made a battering ram at all since the absence of a mistress is not good. And then everyone stopped the commotion as they saw the foursome come in. The rabbit immediately looked at Tom and Jerry, and after a few seconds pointed his finger at them and uttered a battle cry. All the animals went on the attack, and Tom and Jerry were scared times more than when a huge boulder rolled behind them on the hike. They ran away immediately but didn't have time to get very far because they were caught up in the same second. And then all that could be heard from the great beating was Tom and Jerry screaming. Spike, the dog didn't understand why at all.

"Because of Tom, Fluttershy got a black eye." Spike the dragon explained. "When she was chasing Tom, she crashed into a booth and left that nasty mark under her eye. We got to her house, by the way."

"Now I see why Tom and Jerry are getting there..." admitted Spike the dog. "Wait, what's the gist of the riddle?"

"How did it sound: we shall find a way in the house alone, where the beasts lead to fear, they are afraid to look, and do not want to be caught by it. Fluttershy has the ability, as it were, to make the animals obey her. To do this, she uses "the look." When she looks at someone pony with those evil eyes, they immediately do what she says. For example, there's that rabbit Angel. She likes to protest, but when she looks at him like that, he stops right away.?

"I don't even want to test it on myself," Spike the dog said.

After a while, the battered and battered Tom and Jerry got out of the struggle zone and quickly jumped out onto the roof of the house. They climbed up through the chimney stack and started looking for something to feed all these beasts, or else they would be eaten alive. In a flash, the cat and mouse hopped on shelves and the refrigerator to get everything out of there and tossed it outside. Now the animals could at least untie themselves, and they could let the Spikes into the house in peace. Now the logical question remained: where was this passage. But the answer came immediately.

All right, lads!" Spike the Dog approached Tom and Jerry. "Put on your Harmony Elements! They have bodily memory. That is, they remember who their owners are and can work as radars. I say this because Diskord might have separated them somehow, so we need to be careful. Put them on!"

Tom put on the Elements of Honesty and Generosity; Jerry, on his shoulders, the Elements of Loyalty and Laughter (it was a bit heavy but bearable); Spike, the rest, the Elements of Kindness and Magic. After that, they felt the magic pierce through their bodies, and the Elements formed a rainbow bond. The animals flew up into the sky, the bond remained unbreakable, and then they were enveloped in a rainbow sphere. Then a bright flash hit, causing the dragon to close its eyes. And then, the magic stopped the connection, and the orb sank to the ground. As it dissolved, something incredible appeared before the dragon's eyes... Tom had a horn on his head like a unicorn, the same color, and the cat was also a little stronger, as his muscle mass appeared to have grown a little. Jerry had the same brown wings behind his back, and the ability to move quickly from one point to another. And Spike the dog combined the two bonuses: the wings and the horn on his head were both prominent on the dog, making him look like an Alicorn.

"Woah..." Spike the dragon was delighted.

"Wow, that sounds like something I'd like," Spike the dog remarked as he examined his newfound wings and horn.

Jerry immediately remembered that the Element of Laughter belonged to Pinkie Pie, so he decided to try something... He pulled out a huge sledgehammer with a pie-like striker from somewhere and delivered a hard blow to Tom's head, pushing him to the ground, but his shoulder-length paws kept their position. Then Tom immediately stood up, and launched a ball of ice from his horn, turning Jerry into ice. Slightly proud of his success, he was kicked in the leg by Spike the dog, and shrieking in pain with his tongue out, the dog silenced the cat with a kick to the head, forcing him to bite his tongue. Spike the dragon laughed a little at such a short battle, but then stopped, or else he'd get it too. The dog unfroze the mouse, and took it in his paw, then and by the cat's scruff.

"All right, puss and mouse," Spike began to say. "We have to save the girls from Discord's clutches now, and we're not going to fight now! The next time either one of you two starts a race in front of me, I'll leave a request for Princess Celestia to send you to the moon." Spike pointed to the rising moon in the sky. "And you'll spend another decade there. Do I make myself clear?"

Both nodded unreservedly.

"Now you, Spike." The dog said to the dragon. "You go back to the library and tell Celestia that we're going after the Elements of Harmony carriers."

"But I want to help, too!" Spike the dragon objected. "Because Twilight's my friend..."

"And I also know that you love Rarity since you kinda got jealous that you saw me kiss her hooves right?" the dog replied.

The dragon's eyes became the size of a saucer, because nopony except his friends, not counting Rarity herself, knew about his hidden love, and then suddenly the alien man finds out about it. And Tom and Jerry, upon hearing this, start laughing out loud.

"HOW DID YOU KNOW?!" the dragon boy asked in amazement.

"There's a blabbermouth..." The dog said with a smirk. "I guess she's not safe to be trusted with any secrets... And I think you know who I mean..."

"Twilight..." Spike guessed. "Only she... The Pinke Oath..".

"Don't be too angry, my dragon friend," Spike the dog reassured him. "Better go back to the library and write it to Celestia."

"Just don't tell Rarity, please!" the dragon boy asked.

"We won't!" The dog swore, but he noticed that the pair was still laughing, so he used magic to set both of their tails on fire, causing them to jump up. After stroking the fifth zone, they too ran their hands over their chests and raised a paw upward.

"No! Pinkie Promise!" Spike the dragon asked.

"Don't be cheeky!" Spike the dog replied sternly. "We know how to keep our mouths shut, well, at least I do, but if those two crack up, I'll personally make sure there's nothing else they can say."

"Okay..." Spike exhaled. "But..."

"Not a word to her, we get it. Now run!"

Spike the dragon left the house as quickly as possible. Time to go finds his girlfriends. As Spike had hoped, the Elements of Harmony created beams according to the color of their bearers. They pointed to a picture with two butterflies in the clouds and a rainbow in the background. The trio walked over there and got ready for something incredible to happen.

"What's up, guys? Ready?" Spike asked.

Tom and Jerry nodded.

"Then let's go!"

All three of them jumped into the picture and they just walked through it, finding themselves in the middle of nowhere... Tom, Jerry, and Spike's final battle with Discord was about to begin...

The trio found themselves in some surreal world of too many different colors, sugar-water clouds and chocolate rain, all sorts of goodness flying by and nearly killing Tom, and a path ahead, across a long chessboard floor. And it was all at a great height! But if this is the kind of world that Discord wants Equestria to be, it makes sense and makes sense.

"Let's not dawdle, boys!" Spike said. "Let's go, now!"

---

The trio walked down that chess path, but it felt as if it was stretching with each new step... although it was just as Discord had probably decided to mock it. So when the cat, mouse, and dog got tired of walking down the path, she launched the trio straight toward the rectangular floor with three forks. After landing, quickly brushing the floor dust off their tongues, the trio looked at the forks, and above them, two Elements bearers were indicated. In one fork, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie; in the second, Applejack and Rarity; and in the last, Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle. Diskord seemed to think the guys would guess the humor on their own since he didn't give any indication of his existence. So the cat, the dog, and the mouse decided to split up accordingly. It was, of course, unpleasant to divide into sides, but there was no other option, as it were. So calmly and patiently, everyone went their separate ways.

Spike walked this way for five minutes, and then he was in an empty forest. Listening carefully and following the directions of the Elements of Magic and Kindness, the dog continued walking forward. Than the Elements "turned off" and now it was unclear where to go and what to do. Then a low whisper came from nowhere, almost sending shivers down Spike's spine/

"You... don't... need... help...?"

Spike turned around at the voice coming from behind him. Something was moving in the bushes, and the dog held himself in his paws and slowly approached a lone bush... As suddenly Twilight jumped out from behind it, looking eerily insane. Her mane and tail were ragged, her face was smiling almost up to her ears, and her pupils were very small and her eye was twitching nervously.

"Hey..." Twilight began. "I... don't have much time... I have to... write a report to the PRINCESS OF THE CELEBRITY, about WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT FRIENDSHIP TODAY!" Twilight's eye twitched again, and it frightened Spike.

"Twilight, what are you doing?" Spike asked, sitting down in front of her face level.

"I'm what, nothing! I DON'T WANT TO BE IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!" Twilight's voice sounded like a growl and a frenzy of confusion.

"Why would Princess Celestia send you to kindergarten?" Spike asked perplexed, though he was just making conversation, knowing full well that there was something wrong with Twilight. "You're too old for kindergarten."

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE CAN DO!"- Twilight looked like a psychopath, at least that's what Spike thought.

"WHERE?! WHERE ARE ALL THE ANIMALS?!" came another voice, much scarier than Twilight's, though very gentle. "YOU'LL STILL LOVE ME!"

And it was Fluttershy, in a green dress with the same shabby mane and tail. It was as if someone had bitten her in the ass and now she wanted revenge. Although Twilight has had it before...

"Ah! There you are, little doggy... Come here... I'll pet you... I'll feed you..."

"There seems to be trouble with you all," Spike shook his head. "Well, what am I supposed to do with you?"

---

Tom was already on his way to his destination. Ahead of him, he saw a pile of ponikens, with dresses dressed on them, baskets of the usual apples, and some kind of rainbow, but long since rotted. Tom already had a premonition of bad things to come, so be prepared for a fight.

"What a creature you are... Nasty..." said somepony's voice, though he resembled someone.

Amid all the apples and ponikens there was a luxurious chair, and on it sat Rarity, but in a cloak, and with a crown on her head, like a queen. She looked at Tom with undisguised disgust.

"I am Princess Platinum, and you dare not insult my taste in a dress with your disgusting appearance!"

"How dare such a creature as you even show your face here!" said Applejack, who had already appeared and looked much different...

She was no longer wearing a hat, but a very nice lattice dress, with a mane that looked like it had been done by a good hairdresser, and she had a face that was... It's hard to describe, but like any fashionable pony. Tom could just about feel the danger, but even more...

"Now we'll wash you... clean you... and you'll be the most beautiful creature in all of Equestria..." Rarity, or Princess Platinum, had a bar of soap and shampoo ready.

"There's no doubt about it..." A frantic smile crept across Applejack's face.

Tom realized it was going to be very tight...

---

Jerry was a bit tense, but he kept walking forward. Then he came to Sugar Corner again, where he could hear Pinkie Pie talking, and in several voices. There, at the end of the darkroom, was Pinkie Pie, but her mane and tail were loose, and she was whispering something to herself. Next to her stood a pile of stones, a bucket of turnips, a bag of flour, and a small pile of fiber... The mouse was not afraid of it, especially since he had seen how Pinkie Pie is cheerful, and here she is very sad... or strange...

"They're my friends..." Pinkie Pie whispered. "But their number had fallen out a long time ago..."

Pinkie Pie turned sharply and saw Jerry, whose soul crawled in his heels.

"Wow... Cupcakes..." Pinkie Pie was surprised. "Come here mousey... You're going to be a very tasty muffin..."

Jerry immediately flew up into the sky frightened by the filly, but immediately someone's hoof hit him in the head from the air, and so he flew back down. Crashing into a pile of rocks, Jerry recovered immediately and heard another voice...

"The mouse isn't going to do much good, but it'll make a great cupcake." Rainbow Dash descended, only she was wearing a doctor's robe, and she looked quite frightening... Maybe because of the dark scarlet marks on it?

"Need I remind you what I did to you, Rainbow Dash?" Pinkie Pie asked with a smirk, pointing her scalpel at her.

"Just get your scalpel out of my face!" Rainbow Dash asked. "Otherwise, I'll have to borrow some blood from you for the rainbow spectrum."

Jerry got even more scared because this was something crazy! Diskord seemed completely insane! But suddenly time stopped... And Jerry could move... He looked again at the crazy ponies, who were standing as if frozen, as suddenly with two hooves someone grabbed him and pulled him to himself...

It was a normal Pinkie Pie who was holding the remote from... what?! in her teeth?!

"Hello there! Dear readers, I know what you're thinking, but no, the author didn't mean anything like that. Sure, it's Pinkamina from those stupid Cupcakes and Rainbow Factories of the dreamers... Dashy. But don't get any ideas, Author..."

"STOP!" the author, intervened. "I don't get how... Pinkie Pie, what ear? I..."

"Uh-huh... Of course... You want to say there's no violence here, but you know... You describe it in a way that makes it hard to believe you! I'm defending you, otherwise, if you get a review, it's not going to be kind."

Jerry didn't understand what was going on at all, and looking at Pinkie Pie, asked her to explain what that meant.

"It was supposed to mean..."

"Wait a minute," Rainbow Dash said, running out of nowhere. "Pinkie, Do you wonder what this is all about."

"The Fourth Wall," Pinky answered.

"You're doing it again, Pinkie Pie?" Rainbow asked glumly.

Jerry realized what was meant by the fourth wall, but he was unclear about the evil ponies.

"Pinkamina here, from fanfic called Cupcakes (DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH). It's extremely nasty, but you can't even read it! And what's more, they made me look disgusting in it!"

"What color?" Rainbow asked.

"WHY ARE YOU YELLING, I DON'T UNDERSTAND!?" The voice was outraged again.

"Wait a second..." Pinkie turned to the mouse with a cheerful face. "Jerry, is a friend, tie-up Author."

"Wait, Wha-" but the narrator's mouth was covered with a rag, and Pinkie tied the author up to a chair, so it could only type.

"Well, here's the thing: in so much color, Rainbow Dash, that you wouldn't consider me a friend. I don't know who wrote that about me, but... Nevermind."

"Okay... this is defiantly weirder than I thought... But, who's my evil variation?" Rainbow asked, pointing to her evil copy.

"And that's you, from the Rainbow Factories. Also unpleasant to read because of the so-called "Pasta" story because it's from those fanfics who have some weird fantasies... Oh, plus you're the villain there from it."

"What?!" Rainbow was surprised. "I'm a villain from that... crummy fanfic?! Have you all lost your minds?"

"I don't know, Rainbow..." Pinkie replied.

But Jerry was curious to know what Discord had to do with it, even if, how did Discord get those evil counterparts of Pinkie and Rainbow. Why would he drag some evil and cruel version of Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash here from another dimension, even if it's written by fiction?

"Because it has nothing to do with Discord. The Author's having a creative crisis... unless somepony is translating it to a different langue so that it can be readable."

"Don't be ridiculous! I wrote it down and somepony is helping out with the English version here but tries to not tie in those fics together!" The author muttered as his gag just came off by itself.

"And he decided to insert these evil variations of us here."

And why do we need to know that?" Rainbow asked perplexedly.

"We won't remember it for long, Rainbow. We'll forget it in a little while. I'll just be a second..."

After that, Pinkie Pie crawled out from behind the monitor screen, put her hooves on the keyboard, and looked at the author with frowning eyes.

"Stop. making. references. to. these. horrors. movies! There's nothing good in them, and Tom and Jerry have nothing to do with it!"

"What do you mean, how does this story have nothing to do with Tom & Jerry? What the? Huh!?" "The author complained. "They write all kinds of horror stories about them, too, as well as yours."

"ENOUGH!"

SYSTEM FAILURE! ERROR.
CAUSE: EXCESSIVE DESTRUCTION OF THE FOURTH WALL AND ABSOLUTE NONSENSE!
TASK: REBOOT THE SYSTEM AND CONTINUE WRITING THE FANFIC!
SECONDARY TASK: MEET FEWER REFERENCES IN GAMES!
THIRD-ORDER TASK: GOOD HUMOR AT LEAST IN THE LATTER PARTS!
"WHAT'S HERE!" TASK: READ LESS ANGST AND HORROR!

Jerry walked into the room and saw Pinkie Pie, who was wearing a black robe and a top hat on her head. She laughed wickedly when she saw the mouse.

"MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA! I'll turn you into my pet!" The villainous Pinkie Pie shouted.

"Target detected: proceed to exterminate!" Rainbow Dash, the cyborg, emerged from the darkness.

Jerry swallowed with fear and now he had to try very hard to keep them from defeating him.

"The degree of delirium seems to have reached its peak..." Princess Luna remarked as she read this part.

"And you too, Princess Luba." still bound, I replied. "Although I agree, there's some truth to it..."

"Look out!" Princess Luna shouted to someone in front of her.

"Oh, dear..." The author worried, "Now what?"

A TOTAL SYSTEM MALFUNCTION! ERROR:
CAUSE: PONY COLLISION WITH COMPUTER SYSTEM!
TASK: PUT UP A NEW CHAPTER!
SECONDARY TASK: GET THE BITS AND BUY A NEW COMPUTER SYSTEM!
MINOR TASK: PAY COMPENSATION TO DERPY HAWES!