Tom & Jerry: Journey to Equestria

by ShaggyBoi23

Chapter 6: How do you create a Cat and Mouse for Chaos?

"I see I'm not welcome here..." Discord made a sad face.

"You'd better be!" Twilight replied, sarcastically "You show your face around here, and we'll be in trouble!"

"And I thought you were going to say... are you here to make villains out of us again?" Discord said, "quoting" a possible suggestion in a woman's voice.

"You stop this clowning!" Shining blurted out. "If I wasn't in a cast, I'd have counted your ribs by now!

"You know, I've got plenty of those ribs!" Discord said as he pulled out the X-ray screen, showing a huge number of ribs.

Tom and Jerry were confused. either this draconequus is a good humorist, or he's just tailing their backs. They had already forgotten about the signs, and so with a look, they wanted to ask, "Who are you anyway!"

“Oh yeah..." Discord said, slapping himself in the face, "I totally forgot about those two chaotic duos." The draconequus made a cute face.

Tom only folded his paws in front of his chest, and Jerry showed his tongue to the draconequus-they saw nothing good in this guy.

"What are you so..." Discord turned with an accompanying flash into a cat that looked like Tom, but with its own coloring and style. "I'm Discord, it's nice to see you two here!" Then he held out his paw for a paw shake.

But Tom didn't shake the paw of some magical upstart; instead, he averted his eyes from the "cat.

"Come on, what's it worth to you?" Discord said to himself, shaking Tom's paw, but there was one surprise in the "cat's" palm...

After Tom tore his paw from the alien one, he smelled a burning fuse... Noticing the dynamite in his paw, the cat cried out in horror and started running around the hall looking for a way to put out the damn fuse, but the explosion was inevitable... He decided to throw the dynamite out the window, but the fuse had already finished... After the explosion, Tom turned completely black. All the ponies are in shock again: even the explosion was nothing on the cat, except that he turned all black as if by smoke. Shaking off the "blackness," Tom decided to answer his opponent.

Rolling up his sleeve, showing his bare skin, he began to "load" his fist for a punch, rotating his arm in front of him. And when Tom had already attempted to strike Discord, he snapped his fingers and put a spring in front of his chin. The blow rebounded and flew back at Tom, and he received that powerful blow. From that blow, the cat flew up to the ceiling and punched through it, leaving a trail of his body, and a few seconds later, with a wild howl, the cat punched through the ceiling again and flattened his face painfully on the ground, crumpling into an accordion. At the sight of such a picture, the pony had two feelings: laughter and pity. Jerry, on the other hand, seeing the scoundrel "hit" his friend, with an angry look and a menacing gait, walked over to Discord, and poked him, his leg up into a fighting stance.

"How ridiculous..." After these words, Discord created a huge piece of cheese in front of him.

Jerry, as if under hypnosis, rushed to this delicious heavenly "gift. But trying to bite a piece of cheese, the mouse bite like titanium, which made all the teeth fall apart. And then the yellow titanium cheese melted, and hooked Jerry with its grease, turning him into a golden sculpture. The mooing of the mouse stuck in the sculpture was perfectly audible, and Discord, in his old form, brought his head up to the mouse...

"Can you hear me? Are you alive in there?" There was a note of excitement in Discord's voice, though the ponies knew full well that it was simple irony.

Jerry mumbled affirmatively, and then Discord materialized a sledgehammer and struck the sculpture. The sculpture turned into a gold coin, and on the front was a picture of Jerry standing in profile.

“Yeah," Discord said sullenly. “No one's going to take bats like that...”

Discord cracked the coin and the mouse fell out like an egg yolk. Jerry gathered himself together and his head was spinning hard, so he fell on his heel and held his paws to his head. Tom and Jerry marveled at this charlatan's wit and therefore chose to wait for further action.

“Ha-ha-ha... You are so funny...” Discord laughed from the bottom of his heart. “Even now you amaze me!”

“Discord, you are already overstepping the bounds!” Celestia interjected. “We didn't free you from the stone so that you could go back to wreaking havoc in Equestria!”

“Oh, Tia, I have no boundaries..." Discord became a rectangle that stretched to great latitudes and heights. “But I'll tell you right off the bat, I'm only doing this for fun.”

"And what's the fun in that?!” Pinkie jumped out.

“Discord! I've told you before, you're not allowed to be so outrageous!” Fluttershy was furious. “Didn’t you remembered that I reformed you?”

“But he didn't seem to hear you, Fluttershy.” Rarity remarked. “Even if you did reformed him.”

“Why do you need them, Discord?” Twilight asked. “What's the point of the-“

“Wait a minute, Twilight.” Applejack interrupted. “How did you bring them here if magic has no effect on them?”

“Exactly!” Rainbow encouraged her. “Twilight tried to burn Tom with fire, and that fire just bounced right off!”

"Ladies and gentlemen!" Discord was now dressed in a formal black suit, resembling a man in a black suit. "I'll try to answer all your questions!"

Discord put the suit away and sat up in the air, putting his paws to his finger, revealing everything on how he managed to get Tom & Jerry to Equestria.

"I was lying in a clearing, looking at the clouds, counting the chocolate-lined birds, and then I realized, I got bored! So I began to wonder how I could amuse myself... And as I flipped through each world or dimension you would say, I came across..." The draconequus was flipping through the book as if he were really looking for a world until he found something that caught his attention. "Them! They were expertly hitting each other with tomatoes, falling into traps, getting smashed to pieces, and the last chase ended with the cat bathing in the washing machine."

"Very unusual animals who are enemies... Maybe they'll entertain me, but when I had tried to bring them into our world I couldn't. My magic wasn't working on them, but then I started realizing..." Discord said as he was already sitting down, thinking and leaning his head on his fist to figure out how he could bring Tom and Jerry to Equestria. "I thought about it for an hour or two, but nothing came to mind. So when they fell asleep, I tried my magic again to teleport them, and... it worked! I brought them here, and now I'm watching the whole extravaganza... But the disappointment came with the world of this duo when you 5 ponies had to take them to court to settle their situation, even though… you were going to obliterate them, just because they caused havoc of their self-defenses. That's pretty much it!"

"I don't understand how they succumbed to magic in their dreams." Twilight wondered.

“I see..." Luna answered. "When a pony sleeps, its soul separates from its body and goes to the dream realm. In our case, it may not mean anything, but in Tom and Jerry's case, their protection from our magic manifests in their soul. We cannot use magic against them because their soul may not know magic. But in their sleep, their body remains defenseless, and magic is easy to resist. That's why Discord was able to move them."

"Bravo!" Discord applauded. "Your insight fascinates me".

"But... why did you bring them here?" Cadence asked. - "They're already friends, so there's no point in that now."

“It's pathetic, of course, but..." There was a smirk on the draconequus’ face.

Discord magically revealed a huge lump of gray wool and two fleeces of brown. For some reason Tom and Jerry had the strange feeling that it was their wool.

“Is it... Tom and Jerry's fur?” Rarity guessed, but dared to ask. "Ugh... Why the fur..."

“I'll go along with...” Spike was embarrassed, too.

"You're probably thinking... why does he need that wool?" Discord asked, "But I'll show you..."

Discord put the wool on the floor, and after snapping his fingers, the wool started to move and then grow. Some sort of wool cocoons formed, but one was as tall as Tom and the other was as tall as Jerry. After a few seconds, the wool fell off, and before my eyes appeared something incredible... These were clones of Tom and Jerry, who were very similar to their originals, except that their eyes were the color of red and...

“Now that's better..." Tom's clone spoke!

“What a load of cheese this is!” Clone Jerry remarked!

Tom and Jerry's jaw dropped to the floor at the sight of their doppelgangers, and the ponies had a bad feeling about this...

“Allow me to introduce my Chaos Generals: Cat MelTom and Mouse MelJerry.” Discord introduced his "charges."

“Ha, I look lame!” MelTom remarked, looking at his original.

“And you think I look better?” MelJerry asked, pulling the nose of his doppelganger.

They immediately reacted and got into a fighting stance, but the clones snapped their fingers and a bowling ball and a black ball with the number eight appeared over Tom and Jerry's heads. The result: Tom had a new head on his head, while Jerry kept the old one as a spare and was already looking at an eight.

“How is that possible?!” Twilight couldn't help her surprise.

“Maybe you can surprise me a second time with your deduction?” Discord asked in response.

“You created them, so they have your magic and can use it just like you?!” Celestia made a hunch.

“Yep, and they can do more than that.” Discord pointed at Tom and Jerry, and the clones understood the instruction.

The clones extended their paws forward and now Tom and Jerry were levitating above the ground. And then, the wizards made a sharp plunge into the ground, and the cat and mouse smacked their faces against the ground.

“My generals' magic works on those two," Discord remarked.

“That's incredible..." Luna astonished but backfired at Discord. “But…You tricked us all here!”

“But wait a minute, what if we used our magic on those doppelgangers?” Rainbow pointed out.

Cadence at first, wanted to get back at Tom and Jerry for humiliating her husband, but now she had a chance to get back at the doppelgangers, so she decided to fire the horn first. The projectile was deftly intercepted by MelTom and launched at Shining. It hit the wall, smashing into it. He raised his hoof.

"I'm okay," Shining said, then put his hoof down.

Then Twilight decided to try. She let loose a wave of ice on the doppelgangers, but all the ice bounced off them and headed for the doer. She turned out to be an ice caveman. She bared her teeth from the cold, and icicles dangled from her ears, nose, and face. Tom and Jerry were getting tired of these clowns, but without good and cunning tactics, they'd just be launched somewhere else, like into space. And Discord got what he wanted: humor. He wouldn't stop laughing at what was going on right now.

“Oh, thatms hilarious! I... my... heart is about to stop..." Discord suddenly stopped laughing and fell backwards, and then a white transparent entity emerged from his body. “But of course I'm joking!” After these words, the entity returned to his body.

Why would you do that, Discord?” Fluttershy asked, perplexity.

“It's fun, Fluttershy.” Discord said, tossing a crystal ball in which two balls of gray and brown were rolling. “If you knew what I know about those two... You'd laugh so hard, you'd live like that... Well, it's not proper to say, but you'd laugh enough to last you another century. These two creatures are perfect humorists..." The draconequus looked at the balloon, and inside it, two balloons were beating against each other. And then both cracked from the endless beating and crumbled into ashes. - But now, making me laugh will be my Tom and Jerry. I'd love to linger, but it's time to have some fun! And I'll start with Ponyville! Adios!

Discord and the Tom & Jerry clones disappeared just as they appeared. Everyone was puzzled, because no matter what Discord was up to, it always turned into a crazy circus show. Tom and Jerry were now furious and wanted to make a pretty good case out of this draconequus, but the weakness they now have is their clones MelTom and MelJerry.

“Well..." began Applejack. “It seems that one problem has been replaced by another...”

“Then the question is… How are we going to solve it?” Rarity asked.

"I think we just need to fight these clones, but they reflect magic quite well. Twilight admitted, who had just warmed up with a spell.

“Maybe the Elements of Harmony would help?” Pinkie asked. “It worked on Discord, so why not try it here?”

- That I doubtful..." said Celestia. “If our magic can't work on them, then the Elements of Harmony are out of the question.”

But Tom and Jerry heard about them carefully and then asked for an explanation anyway.

“ The Elements of Harmony are powerful artifacts with incredible power.” Celestia began to explain. “They were created to maintain peace and harmony in our land. They represent: Honesty, Kindness, Laughter, Generosity, Loyalty, and Magic. But there are also their bearers: six ponies who possess the qualities of each element and therefore they are their embodiment. Twilight Sparkle - Magic, Rainbow Dash - Loyalty, Rarity - Generosity, Pinkie Pie - Laughter, Fluttershy - Kindness, Applejack - Honesty.”

Tom and Jerry looked again at all the stained glass windows, and they pointed to the one with the Elements of Harmony bearers and some black mare against whom magic had been used.

“That's an old story," Luna said with a heavy sigh. “But as an example of their use, yes. To tell the story or not, I don't know...”

The cat and the mouse realized that they had touched an unpleasant memory, so they spread their paws. But then they continued to reason in sign language (due to their habit of not using text), they began to explain that if they put on these Harmony Elements, it would create a kind of counterbalance to ordinary magic, or even the possibility to use it. In that case, the cat and mouse could try their luck against the clones and win. All the ponies pondered, and Shining was already up, from the knockdown. After all...

“That's a good idea!” Spike exclaimed. “We could try it.”

“But what are we going to do about Discord” Fluttershy asked.

“We have to deal with the Chaos Generals first, then we can figure out what to do with him.” Twilight said, finding out where the Tom & Jerry clones left off. “We need to get back to Ponyville as soon as possible!” Twilight turned to the cat and the mouse. “Are you two sure you're coming with us?”

They nodded and "saluted" their new friends.

A few hours later, Elements of Harmony, Spike, and Tom and Jerry were already in Ponyville. It looked as if a massacre had taken place in this city. Houses were damaged, statues were broken, ponies were scurrying around, and someone was running away with a gun. It turned out that a "new" couple in the middle of town had already made a mess of the town, and now they were exchanging tomatoes and heavy carts. They immediately spotted the heroes approaching, and so they reacted immediately.

“Look who's here!” said MelTom.

“Oh, This is going to be fun!” MelJerry replied.

They magically took the statue of a pony standing on two legs and launched it at the cat and the mouse. They didn't have time to react, so after the hit, the statue's head was torn off and it stood back up to its normal position, now the ponies had the heads of the cat and the mouse. Then the clones' gaze shifted to the Elements carriers, and already they had a butter machine gun ready against them.

“TECA-A-A-A-AY!” Pinkie shouted.

After that, the butterball shooting began. Twilight covered herself with magic, but MelJerry removed the magic shield and projectiles flew into the unicorn, turning her into an oil statue, and then she fell into the feather cart. When the filly got out, all the feathers were stuck to her, and the clones were laughing all the way, so they put a clothespin and a red comb on the pony's face, now Twilight is a real chicken on four hooves. And at this point, Tom and Jerry, with a smirk on their faces, got their baseball bats ready and poked the rascals in the shoulders and charged a good punch in the face. That brilliant good home run directed the "balls" back into that damn stand, now finally destroying it. The clones were clearly pissed off, and so they pulled out of nowhere double-barreled shotguns loaded with marmalades. Tom and Jerry began to flee, trying to avoid the flying projectiles, at which point Fluttershy flew by and she got a dozen marmalades in her eyes. Completely blinded, she flew into a large building in the center of town, and there was a loud rumble and screams of pain. When they stopped, Fluttershy came out with a pot on her head up to her neck.

“I… I… can't be nice anymore," Fluttershy mumbled.

Meanwhile, Spike, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash had almost made it to the library, since the Elements of Harmony were supposed to be stored there. But as soon as they got to the door, they were trapped... MelTom and MelJerry came out of the bushes, waved their paws, and immediately the mat where the pony and the little draconequus stood spun, and now the trio was flying in the sky. After a short flight, they landed on nearby rooftops, and were now high above the ground. Immediately the question arose of how to get down.

In the meantime, Rarity and Pinky had already figured out how to get past the guards. Rarity on the other side of the library began to do a "damsel in distress" voice, and Pinky waited for her moment... After a few seconds, someone approached, and then the two ponies hit the scoop and rolling pin, but it was their Tom and Jerry, and the clones were standing quite close. After that, Tom and Jerry were trapped again and their tails were set on fire. With a wild shriek, they quickly ran to the fountain and extinguished the burning tails. But Pinky and Rarity were strapped to a huge crossbow like two arrows, and practically everything was ready to fly...

“That's all we need," Rarity admitted. “I really don't want to fly...”

“But it's fun, Rarity?” Pinkie protested cheerfully. “Don't you think?”

“If you don't fly by choic-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO“ with a wild shriek, the ponies flew to the other side of town.

Tom and Jerry realized that they were now alone, but they had to get the Elements of Harmony somehow. Then they started thinking of a plan, and it turned out to be simple enough... The clones guarded the entrance to the library like two "refrigerators" at the face control. From around the corners, Tom and Jerry jumped out, and they both started pissing off the villainous couple. They instantly reacted and launched an energy clot that blew the whole corner of the house away. The projectile didn't hit the guys and they teased the creeps again, then started to run away. Then the villains went after the two. After running through the town, they realized no one was here, and at that moment one coffee-milk-colored pony, with a gray mane and tail, with a scroll cuite mark, wearing glasses and collar, was furious and the other ponies were standing behind her, armed with whoever was what.

“For the destruction of our city, you two will answer for it to the fullest!” said the mare. ATTACK!”

And all the ponies with weapons headed towards the clones, and they smelled fried, so they began to run away. And Tom and Jerry were inside the library, which was more or less cleaned up, and at least the plumbing had been fixed. At the same second, the cat and mouse began searching for the Elements of Harmony. But having searched the whole house from top to bottom, nothing like that could be found. Tom and Jerry were scratching their heads, trying to guess where else such things might be hiding. But then a little fly appeared that looked too suspicious...

“Lost something, guys?” A familiar voice sounded.

Suddenly, with a bright flash, the draconequus reappeared. Somehow Tom and Jerry already knew to expect him, and so they prepared for a fight.

“Why are you so anxious to get in my face,” Discord said, as he ran his face through the grater and then put it back together.

The cat and the mouse suspected that he might have taken the Elements of Harmony, so he demanded an answer with his angry stare.

“Why are you looking at me like that? I'm not a chalkboard with "how to catch a mouse" written on it. What do you expect me to say?” Discord asked, folding his paws.

Tom and Jerry decided to do a whole theater. Jerry dressed up as Twilight Sparkle and used fruits and vegetables like "the rest of his friends," Tom pretended to be Discord, and he did a pretty good impersonation of him. Jerry used vermicelli to portray a release of magical energy, and Tom poured gray paint all over himself.

“Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...” Discord laughed at such a parody. “Very funny! I still remember to this day how they turned me back into stone. Though it was kind of hurtful... After all, we are cramped and cold. And now to the point, are you looking for the Elements of Harmony? I'm sorry, but according to my instructions, my Chaos Generals have hidden them. I don't know where. And I don't want to know where they hid it.”

Tom and Jerry sensed a problem and were about to ask the draconequus more forcefully, but he disappeared again. At that moment, Twilight and Fluttershy came running in.

“Where are the Elements of Harmony?” Twilight asked.

The cat and the mouse shook their heads.

“So Discord got to them before we did," Twilight said. "But where could they be? He hid them in one of the books last time, but now where?”

Tom and Jerry explained that it wasn't him, but their doppelgangers who hid them.

“Then we need to hurry!” Twilight said.

I've seen ponies catching them all over Ponyville," Fluttershy remarked. “I think they've got them by now...”

“Then let's go!” Twilight ran out into the street like a bullet.

At this moment Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Spike had already come down to the ground and met her friends with a cat and a mouse.

“So much for flying to the roof," Applejack assessed.

“If my wings didn't hurt, I'd be worth it,” Rainbow said.

- You're as priceless as we are.” Applejack replied.

“So, what about the Elements?” Spike asked.

Those two sycophants have hidden them somewhere, and that's where we're going to find out!” Twilight replied.

“And where’s Pinkie and Rarity?” Fluttershy asked.

I saw them fly off in the direction at Everfree Forest.” Rainbow answered. “I guess we'll have to wait for them...”

"We won't..." Rarity said, velcro-covered, webbed who'd come out of nowhere. “Thanks to a bear that cushioned our fall... And almost ate us...”

“But how cool was that!” Pinky exclaimed. “I wish I could fly like that again.”

“And I hope we don't have to do and speak of it again," Rarity groaned.

After a little talk, the heroes headed downtown, and Spike was told to sit in the library and inform Celestia that the Elements of Harmony had been stolen. And downtown, all the ponies were either knocked out or getting a serving of pies and cakes in the face, or flying somewhere far, far away... Tom and Jerry couldn't fight like that, and so the Elements just had to be found now. But it turned out... That the clones weren't hiding them either, because now the amulets and the crown were on MelTom, and MelJerry wore only one amulet on himself. Tom and Jerry swallowed... This is bad... VERY bad...