How to ship humans

by Lumos

Finding love

It’s been almost a month since Marek arrived in Equestria. At the time, both humans were sitting in front of each other on meadow near Ponyville.

“Can you remind me why we are doing this?” the woman asked.

“I can’t tell you more than you already know because it will skew the results of this experiment.”

“Fiiine. Let’s get this over with.”

Their eyes met starting a long session of staring into each other’s eyes. Not long after that their faces became slightly redder and their heartbeats quickened.

When the pair was reaching four minutes, they were so focused on keeping eye contact that they didn’t hear the warning. Derpy had an air mishap with another pegasus, and she was at that moment on a collision course with Marek’s back. One moment Klara was sitting close to Marek, the next she was lying on her back while their lips were connected. For a second they stayed in this position while their minds were full of confusion and conflicting emotions. Then the man moved away slowly, releasing Klara’s body. They looked at each other not knowing what to say and blushing furiously. Had they been paying attention they would hear an excited cry of 'Yes' coming from behind a nearby tree at that very moment.

“I am very sorry for this accident. I didn’t look where I was flying and ended up colliding with you.” Derpy explained apologetically standing beside Marek.

“It’s fine,” they said in unison not taking their eyes off of each other.

Klara licked her lips and started to close the distance separating her from the man. He didn’t have time to react because she quickly pounced on him and began kissing him passionately. After a moment of hesitation, Marek eagerly returned her kiss. A minute later they separated grinning goofily. Derpy was only staring at them wide-eyed blushing like mad.

“Oh, my,” Fluttershy exclaimed silently after she stumbled upon this scene by accident.

No one noticed Pinkie running out of a bush towards the town while murmuring something about a new party.

Author's Note:

This is how it was supposed to end originally.