A return of a married stallion and husband of Celestia places Ponyville in a bad place. A former family friend and now murderer of Equestria threatens to destroy Ponyville with her army, the stallion has to form a team and fight for his land and life
“Fair enough. Last question. Small, medium or large?”
“…uh…large? But what for?” Celestia uses her magic to make a large paddle with multiple small holes in it appear in her hooves.
“You get a head start…run.” Before anyone else saw, he was already gone with a smoke cloud of his body in place where Fluttershy was hugging him.
Fluttershy didn’t notice he was gone until the smoke cleared and she fell on the floor. Picking herself up, Celestia walks passed Fluttershy with a smiles on her face. “I’ll be back later.” When she leaves, all of the others heard high pitched female screaming 3 seconds later from a distance. They all knew that wasn’t Celestia. “Razor, get your ass back here and take you beating like a stallion!”
“I don’t understand what I did wrong! And tell the guards to stop recording this!”
“Keep recording guards!” Twilight looked out the window, seeing Razor run for his life as Celestia walked to try to catch him.
“It’s kinda funny. This is like a “Friday the 13th” moment. Celestia won’t be too hostile on him right?” Twilight’s eyes widened with shock as she heard a chainsaw and saw Celestia walking with it. Twilight backed away from the window, sitting back down with a shocked expression. “Let’s just hope he survives.”
[2 Hours Later]
Twilight and Fluttershy all wait with Luna and 3 Royal Guards in a secluded room with 2 medical beds. The door towards the secluded room opens, and Celestia dragging Razor by his leg with her magic walks inside. She releases her magic from him, allowing him to stand up with multiple slashes and cuts in his clothing. Twilight opens her mouth to speak but is instantly silenced by Razor placing his hoof on her mouth.
“If you saw the chainsaw, don’t say anything to anyone. It took long enough to get my head back on my body so I don’t need any questions or comments about the damage she did to me.” He removes his hoof from her mouth, brushing himself off.
What the actual F***** is wrong with Celestia!?
What did he even do wrong!? Is it because turning Twilight and Fluttershy into vampire ponies?
It’s not your fault Afterglow. I don’t blame you for any of this. I understand the pain you’re going through right now. You don’t have to apologize. I just want to know if you’re alright. Blacklight dragged you into something you didn’t agree to be a part of, and we’ll make her pay for all of this.” He let go of her, placing his hoof behind her back, leading her towards the dining room. Pinkie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Cadence were all still out cold. Celestia looked up at Razor.
“There all gone. No pulse on any of them. And Luna isn’t anywhere to be found. I’m worried about her.
BS! They ain't dead! You can't just frickin kill main characters that easily came quickly!!!!!!
Why isn't there a dark tag?
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To be honest, I thought "Gore" covered that. and you're right. It's pretty dark.
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Well then...welcome to the Royal Guards.
What the actual F***** is wrong with Celestia!?
What did he even do wrong!? Is it because turning Twilight and Fluttershy into vampire ponies?
BS! They ain't dead! You can't just frickin kill main characters that easily came quickly!!!!!!
Right?