You were definitely in some sort of mood when you wrote this.

Is it odd of me to say the "Don't push it" line is what made the entire thing feel real to the characters?

a familiar buttery-skinned girl

round, smooth, creamy shoulders

creamy, smooth buttery yellow mounds

I'm lactose intolerant, you insensitive clod! /s

I don't like this version of Flash Sentry. You get a dislike for making a jerk like him.