"untill recent events resulted in his dismemberment from the guard and a quick toss out of Canterlot."

The reason he got tossed out was, he kept going to pieces when things got rough.

I'm thinking you meant 'discharge' or even 'dishonorable discharge'.

Depending on the recent event in question.

In the description, did you mean 'dismemberment' (to be torn apart at the limbs), or 'dismissal' (to be fired from a job)?

1013665
Dismemberment from, as a phrase can be as a synonym to dismissal or to be fired.

I can tell this will be an issue though so I'm going to change it.

1013653
Dismemberment from can be used to say he got fired, it's not common but it works. I'm going to change it because two mentions of it this fast is not a good sign.

Well, I've never heard of it used in that context. But I'm not willing to argue over it, just thought it was kind of odd.

1013698 I've never heard it used that way, but I'm willing to take your word for it
Where did you find that definition? (I'm asking out of genuine interest, I'm always up for learning something new!)

1013754
I get injured a lot and read when I'm broken, I guess I probably just picked it up somewhere

1013690
I use dismemberment like that! :3

1014278
A hero arises!

good so far

They see me falling, they laughin', when I do we get fun and dirteh (fun and dirteh)! X3