"I bet we could teach all that you would need to please a mare," Cadance whispered in his ears, her face only inches from his. "You must be needing some release so badly after so long." Her tongue stroked the back of his ear swiftly, teasing. "And I know Twilight is needing a good night of rough, hard fucking."
"What?!" Twilight exclaimed from her side, blushing heavily. "Cadance! I don't need to be 'fucked'!"
You're earning a thumbs-up, Author! I'm glad to finally see someone who actually knows their shit (at least in-universe) get pushed into Equestria. I'd love to see a programmer-slash-tinkerer with quite a bit of sass (would be the easiest self-insert ever! ... also, doesn't that make me the saddest bag of clichés...).
Ah, well. One can dream, right? Anyway, thumbs-up for the wires guy.
Though I do agree that the writing could use a bit of work. The repetitions are kinda jarring, and the occasional misspelled word doesn't help.
Neat :)
Why is this line so hot?
You're earning a thumbs-up, Author! I'm glad to finally see someone who actually knows their shit (at least in-universe) get pushed into Equestria. I'd love to see a programmer-slash-tinkerer with quite a bit of sass (would be the easiest self-insert ever! ... also, doesn't that make me the saddest bag of clichés...).
Ah, well. One can dream, right? Anyway, thumbs-up for the wires guy.
Though I do agree that the writing could use a bit of work. The repetitions are kinda jarring, and the occasional misspelled word doesn't help.