MORE PLEASE!

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*Loud, forceful knocking sounded from the front door*
Open Up! This is the Crystal Empire Police! You under arrest for the continuous sexual harassment against Princess Twilight! Come Quietly, or we will take you in by force! By the Royal decree of Prince Shining Armor and Her Highness Princess Mi Amour Cadenza!
You have traumatized my sister for the last time!

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Smirks at door and snaps fingers "did i mention one of the alternates i have is a version of discord also..DONT YOU MEAN PRINCESS GLEAMING SHIELDS AND PRINCESS MI AMOUR CADENZA?" yells the last bit (all caps bit) for the guards and shining armor is now a mare

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*Guards rush in through door and force a null-stone horn ring on you*
”didn’t anypony tell you that thinks to twilight everypony is immune to all forms of chaos magic and for the record.
*takes a deep breath* I HAVE NEVER, NOR WILL I EVER BE A GIRL!!!! Slap three more Alicorn strength null-rings on him and take him away.

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Chuckles and points at story "you may want to read before you try starting something you'll come to quickly regret"

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Looks like image but bald and rings start to crack "and who said it was chaos magic i said a version of discord meaning a different type. A reality warping type" shining armor is now female

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And since reality warping is a form of chaos I am immune to it. In fact the next time you try that again, not only will you be the girl, but you I will personally make you watch a show that terrified twilight the last time she went to the human world. The entire generation nightmare that is known as G1 through 3.5.

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Chuckles loudly "i also hold the power of a being known as kisher Zelretch shwinorg in his prime. The old man of the jewels. Master of the second true magic the kalidoscope. Troll of the multiverse even in his weakened state. I have been in those universes little filly and they dont bother me." Shining is a girl by bypassing the resistance in changeing the timeline before he got his resistance to where he always was a mare. "Reality warping isnt chaos it is altering exsistance itself. Even alicorns and discord of this universe are weak to it."

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*calmly casts gender change spell and reality warp protection spell instantly*
did you think that I would be unaware of reality warping when one of Twilight’s friends is probably the largest reality warper in equestria, aside from discord of course?
Now, how do you like being a girl locked in that spot without being able to move or relieve yourself in any way? Oh, and don't worry about trying to get me flustered with harassment like you did Twilight, I already know a lot of those style of kinks.
Being married to the Princess of 'Love' opens you up to a lot of those kinks.

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Loud laughter and voice comes from all directions "so what happens when you try to damn up a river useing a single stick? and compairing me to that much of a lower tier reality warper is like compairing celestia to a newborn foal age wise" starts rolling shoulders ratcher easily

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who said anything about low-tier reality warpers?
*Warps reality so that the only thing that can’t move is you*
cause I seem to have it down pat.

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Smirks and cracks start forming in the air around me "congratulations on moving from tier one to tier two now what about 3 through infinity? Also attempting to achor a reality warper connected to infinate other realities to a single point? Bad idea." Lifts arm and snaps fingers fixing the cracks which have attracted all 4 of the alicorns attention "now i highly recomend you take your guards and go" taps finger on the shield shining put up and it shatters

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Thanks for telling me that, and for breaking the forth wall.
*Smirks and addresses the audience watching this story*
Think you can find a way to get him back for being OP? I still need to arrest him for harrasing my sister.

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Chuckles "good luck with that"

*reality warps making all other contestants, plus Twilight, Spike, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadence, and Flurry Heart immune to the effects of reality warping and history changing; Also Starlight Glimmer is immune as well.*

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Chuckles sitting in a chair that appeared out of nowhere clapping slowly "ohh? Bravo. Bravo. But do you really belive that will work little unicorn? Spells like those are only as strong as the caster."

Zoidberg was here.. woop woop woop woop....

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Glad someone got the reference.

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too bad I wasn’t the one who cast it. you see when you broke the fourth wall you inadvertently let me contact the strongest reality warper. The writer. hes the one who cast the spell not. after all did it not say reality warped rather than spell cast.

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Chuckles "you mean A Writer. Your not the only one who can contact outside help." Counteracts the immunity the two writers cancelling eachother out. "And mine is fine with just stopping yours so once again just me and you."

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*drops ten million Terra bytes of useless information into your head while reapplying immunity as well as activating the Ranma 1/2 curse by hitting you -40-degree water and prevents any temperature of hot water from reversing the effect.

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Flips over the water easily dodging the curse and ignoreing the information easily. Still canceling out the immunity " multiverse apon multiverse already in there and you think a few million terra byte is even a drop of water in the ocean?" Grabs shining by the horn and squeezes causeing a cracking sound to come from it.

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*Shinings horn increases in durability times infinity without increasing in weight and is always stronger than the most powerful attack. The frozen water sails faster than the blink of an eye moving at the speed of light striking you with enough force to launch you clear out of ponyville.* If that didn’t work then I have my trump card. Oh, and it would be no use trying to pry it from my head as this writer hasn’t even written anything like that.

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Um... i'm sorry... but what just happened?.
That's how I've felt this entire story

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Ask any questions and i will answer as best i can. If your question would cause spoilers thats what i'll say.