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I'm just waiting for a chapter with Pinkie to just confuse the living hell out of everyone when she shows up and it turns out she actually did bring toys and party games everything she typed was an accidental innuendo and they don't have any actual proof that she had intentions to have sex with an underaged filly or colt.
I mean seriously, just imagining Chris Hansen reaction to Pinkie successfully talking her way out of this and pointing out everything she has is perfectly innocent would be awesome, especially if Pinkie in turn shamed him for jumping to assumptions about her being a pedophile-once she realizes what is going on, of course. I can just imagine her mistaking him for another pony who wants to play twister.
Of course, this is really dependent on her being both innocent to a fairly ridiculous degree and accidentally bumping into every single innuendo possible in her quest for new friends at these random chatrooms she found out about when she looked at Fluttershy's computer.
If this doesn't happen I'll...
Eh, not much I could do about it, but it would be a bit refreshing-these last three have ended more or less similarly, although Fluttershy's was a bit different in her mind set and intentions somewhat.
I'm just waiting for a chapter with Pinkie to just confuse the living hell out of everyone when she shows up and it turns out she actually did bring toys and party games everything she typed was an accidental innuendo and they don't have any actual proof that she had intentions to have sex with an underaged filly or colt.
I mean seriously, just imagining Chris Hansen reaction to Pinkie successfully talking her way out of this and pointing out everything she has is perfectly innocent would be awesome, especially if Pinkie in turn shamed him for jumping to assumptions about her being a pedophile-once she realizes what is going on, of course. I can just imagine her mistaking him for another pony who wants to play twister.
Of course, this is really dependent on her being both innocent to a fairly ridiculous degree and accidentally bumping into every single innuendo possible in her quest for new friends at these random chatrooms she found out about when she looked at Fluttershy's computer.
If this doesn't happen I'll...
Eh, not much I could do about it, but it would be a bit refreshing-these last three have ended more or less similarly, although Fluttershy's was a bit different in her mind set and intentions somewhat.
(Thinks on it)
If you don't write this I probably will.
7642947 I will sue you.
10/10 Would wish that pedophiles actually got caught this often again.
7648997 Will you have a seat right over there.