The Ghastlycrunch Ponies Anthology

by Dinkledash

The Ghastlycrunch Ponies

A is for Angel, turned into a stew
B is for Braeburn, with skewers run through
C is for Cheerilee, killed by her class
D is for Derpy, who ate some ground glass
E's for Electric Sky, hung by a rope
F is for Fluttershy, OD'd on dope
G is for Gilda, thrown into a chasm
H is for Hoity, who died of a spasm
I's Island Rainbow, who's death was obscure
J is for Junebug, for whom 'twas no cure
K's is for Kiwi Tart, eaten by cats
L's Lemon Heart, who the mob thought a rat
M's Mayor Mare, who while speaking was shot
N is Nurse Redheart, contracted hoof rot
O is Octavia, fell to her doom
P's Pinkie Pie, left alone in her room
Q is for Discord, who randomly died
R is for Rarity, choked on her pride
S is for Sunset, who died who knows where
T is for Twist, who was killed for her hair
U is Up Up and Away who caught fire
V's Valenshy, of frustrated desire
W's Waterfire, beat with a lash
X was a mystery pone, found in the trash
Y for young Scootaloo, killed for upvotes
Z's for Zecora who was turned into coats

Comments

[WannaFlugelHorn]

Q is for Discord

Best logic ever!

Well played.

[WannaFlugelHorn]

You should include every single one of the Main six, and do more prominent characters . . . A shame both Twi and Twist start with 'T', as Twist's is hilarious, but maybe put Twi under 'S' for sparkle? I'll give a like if you do this.

[Dinkledash]

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