Discord gets Shining armor pregnant

by rainlight dashle

Everpony hate on flash sentry

Author's Note:

Omg, the comments were so bucking great, I love you guys! Have any of you ever tried typing a story wth auto correct on?
It's awesome! Continue giving me your awesome feedback! I laugh my head off every time!

Discord sat alone at the bar, he had rented a hotel room for shining and himself.The bartender gave him a glass of "Sweet mother Applejack apple flavored whiskey"

"Its getting late, bud you've been here for...6..no ...8 hours ,GO HOME!"The bartender yelled.

Discord threw a random amount of bits on the counter and walked off..,

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Shining Armour stretched on the bed. He was tired but could not get any sleep. Trying to be confortable.BUT he felt sick...a few days ago he had felt this same nausea. He used to think that is was just fear sickness but, after reading the book "totally preggers, a mother's tale " He now knew it was the dreaded "Morning Sickness!". Running to the bathroom, vomited out a lot of fluids.Then he noticed that his vomit was rainbow!

And now a poem

Oh Discord, how much I hate you

How you make me poo

And vomit Rainbows

Oh Discord, how much I love you

(Wrose poem I ever wrote!)

-sighned Shining Armour melon Sparkle

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Flash sentry was really confused.First we was having sex with another princess. Now they're going to kill Discord.Why was he always in the middle of these things?But Cadence was so fricken sexy,he couldn't say no.

"I'm so pathic!" Flash thought "why can't I settle down!"

Cadence and him were hiding in the In the bushes she had camo on and was wearing binoculars around her neck.Sexy!!!When suddenly a muffic was thrown at him!!!!!!

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Twilight sat with fluttershy, derpy , and a bag of derpy's muffins, derpy was tied up, her mouth foaming with anger.Whoever steals derpy's muffins is murdered like how a cat eats its prey.Twilight was pissed because
Flash Sentry had slept with her sister in law, and because she was confused.Fluttershy on the other...Hoof? Like everypony else hated Flash sentry

Twilight pulled a golden brown muffin from a dark grey bag labled "drpys stayy out Dimky" and threw it over to where flash was hiding. Then she quickly untied Derpy, the grey mare stuck her head in the dirt , let out a snarl and foam mouthed and all charged not to Flash but Cadence who picked up Flash and put him behind her and ran off.

"Ogofkftjmdnfjg t help me , oooh oh don't bite there!" Flash Screamed .onlookers would see him fighting and look to see who it was and then would look away, you see if anyother pony was getting attacked by a rabid Derpy they would have stoppef her, but this was Flash Sentry NO PONY LIKED HIM!!!

Comments

[Akiba]

That's a huge nope you have.

[tana1100]

ah the random funnyness!