I'm ganna show yoooou arinnn

by Thatphonyguy

Prologue and chapter 1

It was a beautiful day. The sun was up, arin was sleeping with a teddy bear named arin. Jon was up just listening to the breeze being emo or something. Tis it was a bea- *squawk said Jacques in a flat robotic tone.

" OH FUCKING SHET-" loudly said Jon

while he jumped up off his bed at the force of 4 t-Rex testicals. He the landed straight on his face.. On the floor.

"hey asshole I need some food"plainly said Jacques

Jon pointed his finger at Jacques while he was still on the floor

"We'll you could of woken me up quieter" said Jon while he was getting up.

" I tried but you wouldn't get up"

Jacques looked at johns bed prompting Jon to look there too.

When he looked at the bed he saw copious amounts of bird shit all over it.

"Oh" said Jon in his plain voice

He walked up to Jacques and went up right by him

"If you ever do that again I will fuckn send you back to the bird wars" said Jon in a hushed tone

Jacques just looked at Jhn and said

"What"

Jon walked out of the room with Jacques on his shoulder. He got in the kitchen to see arin making pancakes.

" I made your favorite" said arin In a livening song-song voice.

He could smell it from a mile away it was his favorite... Sink water.

" oh righteous" said Jon in a child like manner

He then pushed arin to the ground causing all the pancakes to fall in space ( I have no idea why ) Jon then took the sink and sprayed it all over his face missing his mouth completely.

" AHH MY FUCKING PANCAKES GOD DAME YOU BRONY ASS WHIETY" said arin loudly

This intrigued Jon he has never heard this profanity before.

" wait what's a brony?" Said Jon curiously.

Arin got up off the floor and said

" you know like those gay fans of my lit-" arin was interrupted by Jon

"WAIT GAYY IM NOT GAY THAT PHOTO WAS PHOTOSHOPED I NEVER TOUCHED NICK CAGE TH-" he was stopped by arin

" dude calm down you didn't let me finish there fans of my little pony: friendship is faggot or something" said arin calmly

" so wait if I destroy that place I'm not gay right?" Said Jon curiously.

" no I didn't say th-" arin was interrupted by Jon... Again.

" OK I GET IT JEEZE ARIN DON'T HAVE BE DICKEN ABOUT IT, NOW I AM OFF TO PONY LAND TO GET RID OF GAYNESS" said Jon loudly

He ran to the wall saying to himself 'ill show arin how not gay I really am'

" AWAYYYYY-" Jon was interrupted by the the wall smashing his nose. He the feel on the floor with a those covering his nose

" FUCK SHUT THE CAMARA OFF"

*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES*

Jon was standing up with a tissue over his nose

" ok now awayyyy" he then teleported through some portal in the wall.

Arin looked at Jacques and said

" so do two like fuck or something" asked arin

"Dude what the hell" deadpanned Jacques

Meanwhile

"AHHHHHHHHHH OH SWEET JESUS AHHHHHHHHHHHH" screamed Jon

He was currently in some kind of wormhole or something. But then he saw a light and feel on some grass

" OW my cheaks" said Jon painfully

"Oh hey Jacques "

"Sup" said Jacques plainly

Jon saw his surroundings he saw some kind of castle on a mountain like trillion miles away. And right next to him he read a sign and it read "PONYVILLE"

"Jacques I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" said Jon in a worried voice.

" so Jacques where should we go?" Asked Jon

" let's go to ponyville" said Jacques

" uhh ok but there's like castle there" questioned Jon.

" I smell food at ponyville"

"Wait you can talk" asked Jon

Boreing walking part to horseville

" are we there yet" asked Jacques

" SHUT THE DUCK UP JACQUES IM TRYING TO WALK" yelled Jon

They were inside the town but no one was there. Also it was like a renaissance camp for NEEEEEEERDS.

" man Jacques I'm scared what if there's vampires here or somethang" said Jon with fear.

They heard something that sounded like footsteps but more like horses feet against dirt.

" girls you really all that sure about us going out here." Said some female voice

" aw scootaloo feeling a little scared"said another female voice

"WHAT PSHH no way it's just that applejack wanted us to stay at the house." Said scootaloo(?)

Jon hid In some nearby bushes and what he saw almost made his heart explode. Little. colorful . Ponies. He ended up aww-ing at the display which got there attention.

"Wait girls did y'ah hear that?" Said some kind of country voice

'Oh dear god they heard my bowels'

"I think it came from over here" said the one called scootaloo(?).

'O dear god I need to run maybe I can cause a distraction'

Jon then proceeded to runout of the bushes at the normal speed of 4 miles ever 2 hours he was also screaming.

Transition to the crusaders

"Uhh" deadpanned applebloom

"Was I the only one to see that" said scootaloo

" I think we all saw that creature" said sweetie belle

They just stood there looking at it run away...slowly.

" WAIT GIRLS I have the bestest idea eve'r." Exclaimed apple bloom

The other crusaders looked at applebloom with there eyebrows raised

" we can become CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS ANIMAL COLLECTORS"

Both scootaloo and sweet belle agreed with nods

Back at Jon

'Oh sweet Jesus I'm out of shape'

" Jacques I need your help" whispered Jon

There was no reply.

" Jacques?"

He looked at his shoulders and above him
Jacques was nowhere to be seen.

'Where the hell are you Jacques'

Now going to Jacques

" fucking asshole didn't feed me" said Jacques angrily

He was sitting on top of a cottage with a rabbit right near him

" I hear you dude" said the bunny

"Wait you can talk?" Said Jacques

Back to Jon

"OH SHEI-" Jon was interrupted by the ground becase he tripped over a pebble.

There laid the unconscious body of Jon the last thing he heard was

" aw he's already down I really wanted to try me ropeing skills on cows"

'Ow my self exateeeeee-'

INSIDE THE MIND OF JON

" o god my head......" He looked around and saw nothing but darkness.
" where the hell am I.."

Out of no where the disembodied head of arin

" hello Jon "

" HOLY FUCKIN SHIT ARIN!?!?" Yelled Jon

" no Jon I'm god and I'm here to tell you where you are"

" wait arin your god?" asked Jon

" no I just explained I'm god. I took the form of arin because he's the wisest man you know"

" oh ok....... I gess" Said Jon

" look your In equestria I put you here because your destined for a quest to save this place" said arin

This was big for Jon he's never been good for anything like at all.

" oh well that's great I gess but why me?" Questioned Jon

"Uh.. Well you see.... Well uh I'm sending you back into your body"

Jon saw a bright light and started to get a headache

'O god I'm going to get deaded'

.…....back at reality land..........

Jon started to wake up 'ehhh I had too much sink water' he then remembered what happened ' oh god that was real'
What he saw around him started to make his head hurt.... There was books everywhere 'oh dang I'm in a library.. And it's made of wood.. And leaves.. Am i In a tree? And of corse I'm tied up great' After Jon's inner monologue he heard a female or some kind of little childs voice in another room how he knows the difference is unknown to me.

" girls I really don't think this is a good idea. We can just keep an animal in the library!" Said the uh voice

' animal who do they think the-'

" don't worry abou't it spike. He may be as big as a cow but defiantly not fast as one." Said that rude southern voice.

" OK NOW THAT'S JUST UNCALLED FOR" said Jon very loudly

Some little purple uhh thing? came through some door way at the right of me

" hello? Is anyone in here?" Said the... Wait what the fuck is that.

" oh hey girls look the uhh animals up"
Ok really what fuck is that

'Yeah really narrator what the hell is that like a lizard or something'
No idea I mean my script isn't letting me go any farther then what I'm saying now.... Wait.
INTRODUCING THE SECOND NARRATOR

Ahem for right now I will be the narrator because Jon and the other narrator are currently talking in Jon's head. Ok here we go

The crusaders walked into the room where the animal was sitting on the chair tied up also he was drooling eww

" you sure it's awake spike it looks kinda..... Drowsy." Said scootaloo

" we'll it's eyes are open so I guess It's awake" said spike

" so uhh maybe we should try to find a book on it, we are in a library." Captain obv- I mean sweetie belle said

" we'll girls intill twilight comes here and sees this guy I think we should just leave it alone, also I don't want to misplace a book and have extra chores to do" said spike

This wa- oh the other narrator is done talking with Jon. He will now talk for the rest of the story. Too bad the chapter just ended

Comments

[Thatphonyguy]

Hello there peeps. If you see any spelling or grammar mistakes be sure to tell me

[Thatphonyguy]

P.s there will be a lot of mistakes and plot holes

[ThatRandomCommentor]

I took one look.

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Please don't waste the time and energy of the admins of this site. They put up with enough shit as it is. From the astounding amount of grammatical errors, I would either assume this is a trollfic or assume that you wrote this blindfolded. There is a great thing called spelling checker. Use it, or stop posting shit like this and calling it a story.

[Mosqueefo]

Oh how I do love trollfics :D