I think Celestia and Twilight would be very pissed right now

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Can't have a mob story with out the ol' "head in a bed" trick. Well done!

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Since this is based in Season 1, I would guess that Celestia will not take kindly to two of the bearers of the Elements of Harmony getting beaten up. Also lets not forget the rest of the Apple Clan. I get the feeling that the whole clan will head for Ponyville and it will be a bloodbath.

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Flim and Flam debuted in Season 2.
Also, Celestia's largely taken a backseat to the goings on of the Bearers in the show, so it stands to reason that she probably wouldn't get involved unless Twilight herself gets hurt. And even then, the way this story's going, her involvement probably wouldn't amount to more than her telling everyone something along the lines of, "fuck them up, my little ponies."

I'd love it if that happened, to be honest.

EDIT: Then again, an entire clan of ponies sporting raging murder-boners isn't exactly something I'd walk away from either.