People fear that AI will one day take over the world, that unstoppable killer robot legions will march to destroy us all. Yet, as AI advances, it seems to be really good at one thing, and that thing makes me think it ain't that bad. And that thing is...

Making a B1 battle droid sing Fortunate son.

And the Clone troopers, as expected, fight on the right side of history. God bless the Union.

[Fucking UMG]

Good evening everyone, and welcome back to another blog in my newly dubbed 'Random Rambiling' series. Today we shift from the grimdark and depressing as balls universe of Warhammer 40K to a more loved yet at the same time even stranger universe, Star Wars. And todays subject is none other the ruthless cyborg general of the CIS himself...

General Grievous.

Don't you dare question my song choice, I swear it makes sense.

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When you think about it, droid lives suck. They were more slaves than the clones. Well, almost.

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I am re-diverting attention to this story.

Sorry for being inactive with it, I got too busy with the rest of my stories, but now I have a small window where I can work both on this story and Beyond Earth, as well as a bit of Krieger's Tale, all at the same time.

So expect a new chapter potentially sometime this month.

The TRUE sequel trilogy.

The 2003 version of General Grievous will always be my favorite and canon version of Grievous. He's just so badass, dude literally wipes out an entire squad of Jedi. Who knows...

Maybe he could do the same for some lousy fleshy weaklings on Equus?

Easily the best Battlefront 2 reinforcement in the game. (In my opinion.) Plus, they get a damn SWORD.

They are OP as fuck in lore too. Who knows, maybe they might do some Special Ops in Equestria...

Absolute lads.

[WARNING: IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT FALL OF EQUESTRIA IS, IT IS NOT RECOMMENDED YOU LOOK IT UP.]

Fall of Equestria and King Danin: Exists

Me:

If you want, I can have the droids bomb the Caribou.

Sorry for the lack of updates on The Droid Chronicles, comrades, my other stories just sucked up a lot of my attention and motivation for this story, but I promise I'll get things back in order soon enough.

Expect a new chapter soon-ish.

Casually wakes up.

Goes to check computer and sees notifications. Eh, probably a few more comments and likes-

100 Followers. HOLY SHIT-

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Alright, so I understand that it has been a hot minute since I uploaded a new chapter, and I just wanted to ask you guys if I seem a bit too slow, and if I should try and be more active. Because honestly, I just feel like I'm being lazy.

Behold, my doppelganger.

Serbian Stalin.

Bottom text.

Also, new chapter coming soon... Ish.

Made a discord server for you guys to talk in, and also to keep myself motivated.
https://discord.gg/6HzuWVxT

Feel free to join.

Sorry for taking so long, but felt like I needed a break, and also...

Unless I take more than 5 weeks to put something new out, then by all means rush me onwards.

Le burn out has returned, and the heavy hammer of 'Lack of Motivation' has smacked down hard upon me. However, I promise that once my brain has done another hard reset, a new chapter shall come soon.

If you couldn't tell by the title, I am sorry for my cringe schedule of uploading random chapters to random stories at random intervals. I promise to at least format some type of schedule soon, but for now, I will just update my stories that are the most popular.

Aka, 9164 arguing with his copy.

The Mandalorian, The Book of Boba Fett, and The Bad Batch:
Imma keep it real with yall.
They all fucking SLAPPED.
I mean, listen to this theme.