Finally got my hands on a real cherimoya. It better be tasty, it cost me $9 per fruit.

So last summer, I did a partial reading of my own story, "The Day that Harmony Died", but I never got around to finishing or publishing it.
Audio recording link (~3.5 mins)
I only recorded up to the first line break, all in one take.

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>> pipp's face when you ask her to "do" you

>> her face when you ask her out to dinner at the best restaurant in town

>> her face when you talk about fortnite at dinner for two straight hours

>> her face when you ask her to pay half the bill

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Lyrics and vocals by me, shitty as they are

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Thank you all very much for reading "The day that Harmony died" and getting it featured for two days! If you haven't read it yet, click the image to directly link to the story.
Below are some potential questions you may have regarding the story.

Wait, didn't you change the title?

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