First of all, I don't mean his good hand, he still has his normal hand, but his mechanical hand gets cut off. I was inspired by an episode of Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy where Grim chops off Hoss Delgado's cybernetic hand and says, "No more of your fancy toys, just you and your human hand." And Hoss responds by punching Grim's head off with his normal hand. Just to show you the scene, here it is, and the pirate who you guys are aware is a rip-off of Jack Sparrow is the one who would cut

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So, this just came to me. Spike's mother is Celestia, his aunt is Luna, and Blueblood is his cousin on his father's side of the family. But what about on his mother's side? Cadence is Celestia's adopted niece, meaning that she too is Spike's cousin. That would mean that Shining Armor is his cousin in-law. Shining Armor is Twilight's brother, making Twilight the sister in-law to Spike's cousin. Does this mean that Twilight and Spike are family through marriage?

So, when the story was still less than ten chapters, when Twilight and the crew of the HMS Pinafore saved Spike from Finn in the skirmish that ended in Zecora's death, I honestly thought of Spike invoking an old Equestrian naval law, essentially challenging Twilight to a duel for control over the HMS Pinafore. In effect, Twilight would have too much honor to refuse the challenge, but would be too worried about hurting Spike in order to fight seriously, and Spike ends up winning and takes

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So, if you remember one of the chapters, I introduced Rouge the Bat from Sonic the Hedgehog as a new member of Spike's harem. Soon enough, I will be adding another crossover character, and I want to know which one you think I should do first. Here are your choices.

Black Rose from Sonic Prime
Lillymon from Digimon (my personal favorite)
Chun-li from Street Fighter
Shampoo from Ranma 1/2 (yes, her name is Shampoo, it's not a nickname)
Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy from DC Comics (as a pair)

So, I've spent some time thinking up rules for pirates to introduce in the next chapter, which is focused around Spike and Avery forming the Code of the Brotherhood. Here are the rules I have so far.

Don't pull a gun when your opponent only has a sword.
If a ship raised the white flag, end hostilities and negotiate terms of surrender. This rule does not apply to the undead or ships sailing under Valencia's flag.
Don't do business with the undead or the Valencians.

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So, I thought of this recently, but because the chapter was uploaded at least a year ago, I wasn't sure if I should ret-con it. Should Time Turner have known Spike was the Prince all along, even before the Twilight and the girls, as well as Lyra and Bonbon came into the picture? Part of why I think he should have known the whole time is because he served in the Royal Navy before retiring and becoming a pirate. Time Turner is an adult, Spike is like 19, so Time Turner would have served when

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So, if you remember the last part of the most recent chapter, you'll remember that Spike and Avery are starting to found an organized government for pirates, including writing a code of rules and punishments for breaking those rules. I have a few ideas for rules, more specifically, only a few rules, so if anyone can help me come up with more rules and punishments, I'd appreciate it.

Here are the rules I've come up with

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So, if you read the latest chapter, you'll notice that Zecora made an appearance on Davy Jones' crew. Some people were shocked when I killed her off, so I thought it'd be a nice surprise to bring her back on Jones' crew. What did you guys think of that?

So, for the next chapter of the story, Spike will enter an arrangement with Davy Jones, and in this universe, he's similar to the Pirates of the Carribean version, but not a villain. In the story, Davy Jones is bound by duty to escort the souls of sailors who died in the skies to the afterlife, just like in Pirates of the Carribean. Unlike the PotC version, he never descended into madness and evil, but he is not allowed to lead his ship into battles. Davy has seen a prophecy that would mean the

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This isn't actually going to happen, but I got a laugh out of it. What if Bulk Biceps got drunk and the rest of the crew was trying to think of a punishment for him for his irresponsibility?

Twilight: What will we do with a drunken sailor?
Starlight: Shave his belly with a rusty razor?
Rarity: Put him in a longboat 'til he's sober?
Rainbow Dash: Stick him in a barrel with a hosepipe on him?

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So, if you've read the more recent chapters, you'll know that Spike's daughter with Ember, Aurora, has magically been made ten years old. I did this partially because I didn't want to write a bunch of chapters revolving around nothing but her growing up, so I aged her up. However, some readers have made it clear that completely skipping her childhood is not a good idea. So, I'm leaving it to a vote, should I have Spike's Orichalcum Eye create memories for Aurora, should I restore her original

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Title says it all. I've recently added Princess Skystar to Spike's harem, and now I'm wondering who to add next. I have a few ideas, so here they are

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So, if you've read the latest chapter of the tagged story, you'll know that Spike's daughter Aurora has magically become 10 years old because of the magic of Spike's Orichalcum Eye. You'll also know that within the royal archives, Twilight, Sunset, and Starlight have found damaged records from King Sombra's reign that mention the existence of red and black Orichalcum stones. Now, Orichalcum is a fictional metal highly tied to the legend of Atlantis. Therefore, Spike and his crew will be heading

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