This will be live in minutes.
I'm not sorry. I'm not even a little.
Honestly? I was drinking during various points of writing this, and I'm currently drinking champagne to deal with health problems and various other life things that I don't want to discuss. And writing this was FUN. Genuine, unadulterated, horrible fun. I don't care if it upsets you. I don't care if it disgusts you! I had SO much fun writing this and it made me happy to create this! So suck it.

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