fimfiction is now under sharia law · 2:11pm Apr 1st, 2018

Hello there.

It's been ages since I've written something relevant for this site that was longer than a throwaway of 1000 words while on a plane, train, or bus, so I figured today would be the best day to talk about the best thing that has happened to me in my life.

Report The Elusive Badgerpony · 611 views · #god is great #allahu ackbar #mlp is halal #putting a hijab on a horse is haram #hopefully someday we get an actual caliphate instead of religious fundamentalists pretending to be scholars on the monetary behalf of Saudi Arabia who wants to create a West-hating populous in order to make a nation full of easy-to-control poorly-educated #uhhm I mean god is great and allahu ackbar

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Greetings From McDonalds! · 2:57pm Apr 1st, 2015

Hi folks, Peppy Grayskull here. I'm sitting outside a McDonalds playplace, writing this in between furtive glances at the kids running around the jungle gym. Not the boys, mind you, that's just gross- I've got my eye on this particular little girl with blond hair and blue eyes. As a true Aryan with neckbeard and fedora and square-rimmed glasses, I think it's important to keep my eyes on beautiful children like that. But enough about that- I guess you're wondering why I'm hijacking Badgerpony's

an article ya'll should read · 7:13am Jan 25th, 2015

Hi fellas. I'm not dead yet, just eternally lurking.

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fimfiction is now under sharia law · 2:11pm Apr 1st, 2018

Greetings From McDonalds! · 2:57pm Apr 1st, 2015

an article ya'll should read · 7:13am Jan 25th, 2015

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