G.I. Fleximare: A Real Equestrian Hero! (or, "I Made Blossomforth An Action Hero") · 4:27am Feb 9th, 2015
*ominous background music plays*
DON LAFONTAINE: In a world where draconequuses bring chaos...
DISCORD: What fun is there in making sense?
...centaurs drain magic...
TIREK: Give my regards to Cerberus.
...and Seahawks give away Super Bowls...
CRIS COLLINSWORTH: I can't believe the call. You have Marshawn Lynch.
...a new threat to world peace has emerged.