*Shepherd yawns as he walks out of his house into a Ponyville in pure chaotic pandemonium*

Shepherd: "... What the hell, what the hell..." *yawns* "Fuck it's way too early for this on a weekend..."

*He wanders into a coffee shop. He asks for a cup, but the pony is a daffodil. He pours himself some, drinks it...*

Shepherd: "... Okay. What the fuck is this?! It's-it's-!"

Discord: "DECAFF! AHAHAHAHA! So, it's true! There's a wild monkey loose in Equestria! How utterly delicious!"

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