My aspirations are a few sizes too large. They say I'll grow into them, but will I? Or will the outfit be changed to a more modern one, a larger one still, or one so skin-tight that I bust at the seams trying to fit in. Modern designs and retro fads swirl around me but I've yet to fashion an outfit regal enough for my ego, yet humble enough for my means.
"Wait" they said, as the dresses changed in form and style before my eyes.

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Not since Donald Trump has a singular figure polarized so many people against each other. Thank god she (he?) isn't real, or else the poor thing would receive death threats. I'm of course speaking of Bowsette, the Bowser-Peach hybrid which somehow exists. She's come to kidnap herself.

The best portrayal I could find, though her features vary.

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