Day 12:

Dear diary, the human spirit is capable of performing miracles when death comes to claim your soul.

I was going to die, the lack of sleep and food was going to kill me. Many would have panicked in such a situation, but not me.

I understood that I was going to die, so I kind of made peace with myself. I was in osmosis with the universe, by this fact, my mind became one with the cosmos, I was able to transcend the universe and I was able to learn its secrets.

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Day 3: I am no longer safe in my dreams! The demon of the night who answers by the name of Luna is trying to corrupt me
with impure visions of unholy pieces of ass - I mean flesh! I will be strong, you putrid demon!

There is only one way to stop this, bye-bye sleep!!!

Spike Drake took a handful of modafinil and swallowed it with a can of monster. His pupils turn blood red in a jiffy

''I am the god of sleep now!''

Day 14:

I can now fly and move objets with the power of my mind. For a majority, if not the whole kingdom, those two abilities are great. Well I am not those buffon! Those are the basic stuff you can easily master by removing Both your thumbs from up your ass!

I have trenscended the cosmos to become perfect, not to become the next Benedick Cumberbatch!

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Day 8:

In order to become pure, I will have to learn, or at least understand this strange energy within me!
That's why I locked myself in my room without food or water and that I ate the key afterward!
''I'm coming purity !!!

Day 17:

Giving birth to an apple seed is a great thing ... Nah who am I kidding! This sucks Appljejack's ass.

Going into the kitchen, I noticed that Twilight, my beloved sister, was making an omelet (it's the first time I've seen her cooking, by the way).

Of course, she ignored me. I saw that she was holding an egg in her right hand. Right before she burst it in the pan, I snapped my fingers like that bold purple guy.

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Day 5:

The power of the human mind is truly fascinating! Since I don't need to sleep anymore I have a lot of time to kill, so I started to meditate!

I started by locking myself in my room, and in my head, I imagined a puppy
It was a small puppy yet I wanted something bigger, so I closed my inner eyes and when I re-opened them, the puppy was now a full-size dog!

With more dedication, I could do a lot more!

Day 10:

The Ki spreads throughout my whole body .... I feel it ... The Ki is making... moves ... Heavy ...

Good way ... purity ... don't need food ... nor sleep ... My lips are so full of ki that ... trouble ... speaking ... Awesome! [color]

Day 18:

Spike was at his window, doing nothing when suddenly he heard, thanks to his superhearing, a conversation of a young couple.

'' How many children would you like to have? '' Asked the male pony.

"Just one, a little princess that I would love with all my heart!" Replied the female pegasus.

'' You know, we could try to have this princess tonight while watching a porn '' Proposed the male pony

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Museum of the history of Equestria, Canterlot, in other words rich, snobby people town.

A little Spike Drake was walking hand in hand with Twilight's mom in the museum when suddenly they stopped to look at a Painting called Solaris' victory over the Dragon Savages.

They looked at it without saying anything when suddenly the director of the museum came towards them

'' Do you like the painting, young man? '' He asked

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Day 4: Some say that the first 3 days are the most difficult to handle, perhap when you are weak!!!
I broke this stupid rule With my will as sole weapon.

After breaking the demon of sleep, I was able to see, in the Dark pits of my head, a small, flickering light. The light is weak, so as the human body, yet there is a way to turn the weakest boy into a fearless Warrior!

I must train my mind to become a Warrior of purification

Day 7: I think i finaly found a way to become pure in this faust-forsaken And corrupted world! The answer was inside an old book from a land localed in the very est of this world.

The answer is called ki, the life source energy within our body. I don't know how this energy work but Mark my words TripleN! I Will find it And i Will best you...because shit Twilight was Eating a Peach And damn the Peach was extra thicc

Day 11:

spike Drake was lying on his bedroom floor, he had reached his limits. he could no longer move his arms, his legs, he no longer felt them at all, so for his whole body.

The lack of food and sleep caused a sort of rupture between his brain and the rest of his body. Only his mind was still functioning.

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Day 13:

As I mentionned in my previous report, I have now the capacity to fly like a magnificent eagle, not like this big-mouthed, Rainbow wearing pest . Yet, the feeling was...unsatisfying, I wanted more, I wanted something...thrilling!

I was meditating in the middle of my room when this urge of writting my feelings in my diary hit me all of a sudden. However my diary was on my desk. Now, the good part of my story.

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Day 15 :

I'm halfway through the challenge that is behind my ascent to perfection, but I still have a lot to learn ... nah

today i melted lead in the palm of my right hand and then played with the liquid metal. I became a metalbender or that one guy wearing a cape and a bucket for helmet and whom his worst foe is a mister clean in a wheelchair.

Anyway I played with it for 5 mins then hardened it to ingot shape and changed it to gold.

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Day 19:

Today I brought back to life Applejack's dead Parents...then I obliterated the shit out of their rotten body...then I brought them back to life again...and I killed them for good this time... I was bored.

Anyway, I'll be in the past for now, see ya!

Day 16:

I put an apple seed in my hand and I concentrated my cosmic vital energy to make the seed germinate.

I only waited 5 seconds to see the seed germinate. A tree is a living being, so according to my logic, I created life.

I just have to enlarge the process.