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spike the lone wanderer


Just a lonely dragon walking to his next adventures.

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Nov
17th
2020

Day 17 of NNN · 10:19pm Nov 17th, 2020

Day 17:

Giving birth to an apple seed is a great thing ... Nah who am I kidding! This sucks Appljejack's ass.

Going into the kitchen, I noticed that Twilight, my beloved sister, was making an omelet (it's the first time I've seen her cooking, by the way).

Of course, she ignored me. I saw that she was holding an egg in her right hand. Right before she burst it in the pan, I snapped my fingers like that bold purple guy.

I'm willing to bet my brother's life that when Twilight saw a chick coming out of the egg, her brain waslike error 404.

I want to give life from sterility itself. It gives me an idea.

Comments ( 1 )

ahhh!

*meanwhile in the corner *

Spike that wasn’t cool

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