No, seriously, that's how my day started. Turns out the dog decided to fart in my face just as I was waking up. I swear, I will stick a cork in her ass ever night before bed.

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Me.

Where the fuck did I go? I don’t even know. Got sick of shit for a bit and a girlfriend and now she’s eating up my time like a fat boy in a Golden Corral.

Now what the fuck is up with my story huh? Well, it’s enough to keep me with it for sure, I think that twilights more analytical nature is something I can flesh out well in this story. That being said, my writing sucks. But if you do feel so inclined, I’m writing again, and the story is being developed again.

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