Just watched the new Star Wars.

Holy shit was it terrible.

I wouldn't call myself anywhere near a diehard fan, but still, even I couldn't get into this garbage.

Getting over the rather B-list acting and the rather rushed plot line, it literally felt like they were cramming two or three movies worth of information and scenes into one picture.

...And the Deus Ex Machina.

HOLY SHIT.

FUCK CHEKOV'S GUNS.

THIS SHITS LOADED.