1. Rejected a flirt from Morrigan (Deathstalkers)
2. KO'd all the Avengers except Black Widow
3. Beat gods
4. Beat demons
5. Beat Galactus
6. Took revenge on Ryu for stealing his spot in Smash
7. Sued Tony Stark
8. Sued Tron Bonne
9. Hugged Edgeworth in front of She-Hulk
10. Sued Galactus after nearly killing him.
11. Used Maya as a human shield
12. Shot finger lasers everywhere
13. And is still alive to tell the tale.