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1. Rejected a flirt from Morrigan (Deathstalkers)

2. KO'd all the Avengers except Black Widow

3. Beat gods

4. Beat demons

5. Beat Galactus

6. Took revenge on Ryu for stealing his spot in Smash

7. Sued Tony Stark

8. Sued Tron Bonne

9. Hugged Edgeworth in front of She-Hulk

10. Sued Galactus after nearly killing him.

11. Used Maya as a human shield

12. Shot finger lasers everywhere

13. And is still alive to tell the tale.

To Daddy Sakurai

Please, Daddy Sakurai. Get this glorious man in Smash for you are the greatest game designer in history!

Between Simon Blackquill from Phoenix Wright: Dual Destnies

And Lon'qu from Fire Emblem Awakening?