"I've been doing pretty well at writing so far. I should get to work on that story I told everyone I'd start."

-"There's a contest going on. You can join."

"No, my fans expect me to be working on something now. I said I'd do it. It wouldn't be professional of me."

-"You're not a professional, though. At anything. You can use the exposure."

"Don't tempt me, Frodo! I am a writer of integrity, of good moral fibre."

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