Today's blog needs a short backstory:

I have thalassophobia.

And some week ago, I had a nightmare where I was on a sinking ship, getting attacked by a kraken monster.
And when I woke up, I couldn't sleep again because a stupid bird kept twerping his stupid beak off (,stupid) !!!

Back to regular blog:

Today I woke up by another nightmare where I was catching some creepy spider octopus thing who kept trying drag me into the depths before I could put it in a cooler and popcicle it.

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It's that time of the year again!

I'm not wearing pants.

My windows are open.

My ceiling fan is on.

I have two other fans pointed towards me.

My cat is just laying on the floor in random places.

SUMMER COOKING TIME IS HERE!

(Oh, and it's so hot I need to sleep with the window open so now I get to wake up at 5 by stupid birds!)