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Okay, I went through and I added up the number of words for each story. I'm going to say it's an estimated number of words because the stories I have listed aren't finished. So they might be longer or shorter give or take. It depends on how long each chapter is after I publish them.

So here they are and the ones that are listed as in progress now, the total estimated words is added in with the chapters that I have already published:

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My sister entered the room without knocking, and caught me reading the Kama-Sutra out loud to my hand-carved, fuck-ugly wooden Beethoven bust.

I was at the part where the book explains how to get rid of a lover you don’t want anymore.

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