*Steps up* Ahem. C-Heroine would like to say, “Ramirez, if you don’t back the fuck away from my fucking man, I will feast on your forsaken soul. Unfortunately, she is mute, and can only communicate through writing. So uh… yeah. *steps down*

*steps up, taking the microphone* “…” *angry gurgles, hisses, and screams*

Heroine looked around, browsing her catalog of soul orbs. As she browsed, Chrysalis came down, looking for her. “Ah, there you are.”

She trotted over, staring at the wall of souls. She then looked at Heroine, who was giving her a big pair of pleading eyes.

“…Ugh, fine.”

Heroine smiled and reached into Chrysalis’ chest, pulling out a grey orb with green rings around it. She then placed the soul into a special containment spot, one shaped like a heart.

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Heroine: “Y’know C-Heroine… I think I’ve gotten used to you and your many many sisters.”

C-Heroine: *Happy monster noises*

Heroine: “Heh… well, now that this is all sorted, we should probably—”

*A cybernetic Heroine soon enters the metaphorical stage*

Cybernetic Heroine: “Greetings, I am H3R01N3, version 1.5.7. But you can refer to me as Heroine, HeroineBot, Cybernetic Heroine, Sweetie, or Hun.”

C-Heroine: “Uh…”

Heroine: “Oh come on! How many more or me are there?!”

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