Ey fuckin' hate dat Ey con't drink a few scoops yet. W'en me grandpoppy hits da hay, Ey'm snatchin' his liquor. He ain't s'pose ta swig hard cider no way 'cause region and all dat. He got wine up da ass but he ain't gonna drink it for more d'en one reason. He ain't ev'n s'pose ta drink beer but da ol' wanka swigs like it's his mum's nature milk. Fuckin' shity ass pot belly, he is. W'en Ey leave Ey want his cider 'cause he con't drink it. Bein' 18 in da US ain't shit! Ey'm gettin'

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