((HERP DERP got it wrong, that distance is the distance of Britain's entire coastline. My apologies, I'm an idiot. Idiocy resolved))

The coast of England is 5581 miles long. A good 19th century steam train can travel 70mph, which without stopping would take about 80 hours to travel rounded up. Or 3 full days and change.

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No I don't have a good excuse.

Fight me.

When I wrote that final line of the last chapter which people called me out on ripping off of A Song of Ice and Fire.

Now though?

Now no one can say shit to me.

I cringed so hard during that moment of today's show. So hard.

Larson you a bad person and you should feel bad.

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No spoilers I promise, just some clarifications because I feel like I should give you guys SOMETHING this week.

The nobility tree is not hard and fast rules as it is more a guideline to the kind of relationships that exist in a monarchical structure, not everything is interchangeable and can differ from culture to culture as was the case in real life.

[22:14:00] Galloglasses: evening

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Back home, writing chapter, then bed, erfadrvaervaegvbargtbrgbrg

Yeah you guys aren't getting it tonight, work is not conducive to writing right now, need to get a system sorted.

SPEAKING OF WORK

>Go to job
>Shift through hundreds of documents on a sensitive matter concerning [REDACTED] worth approximately [REDACTED] millions to the firm

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Job acquired!

Its on the other end of the province.

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(Kudos to those who actually get whats so amusing about this image)

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Welp, so much for my April Fool's fakeout, which was only done to distract people to see who'd be observant enough to notice the real April Fool's day joke. Suffice it to say only one of you seemed to have cop'd it, so kudos to you. The rest of you didn't so much as blink, I don't know whether to be disappointed or proud.

In any case, back to procrastination with me.

I'm in too good a mood to fuck with you guys to do that, so no chapter today.

Yes that also means you guys are missing out on another possible Lyra chapter. Deal. In my case I just got my first job interview in months since my last contract ended. Full time, slightly above minimum wage, in the legal field, pension options, room to move up the ladder (hahahaha, yeah right), I don't have to leave the country and the best part, the absolute best part?

Not an April Fool's joke.

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Yeah yeah, I know, no chapter, will be up tomorrow. On the other hand, I finally got off my ass and made a map for the region Handy is currently in. As you can see its quite huge, now people might have an inclination why I have been taken my sweet ass time with drawing these things, given the size of the countries involved and how much detail I like to do with countries.

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In the short term, here, have an interpretation of Shortbeak. Courtesy of Truekry

Colossal head cold, my nieces are bawling downstairs, my head hurts, everything is spinny and ohGodpleasestopwhhhhhhyyyyyyy.

No chapter today, come back next Monday when I feel a little more human and a little less Druagr with a hangover.

Silly Trixie, no I'm not. I'm not sure how that image got in there. Ahem.

So yeah that was a long ass break wasn't it?

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*have trouble finishing chapter, hear advice you should work on something else for a while as a form of creative crop rotation*

*Start up work again on that sci fi story I've been working on*

*stop and return to BM*

*repeat until you are left rubbing your eyes in frustration*

Yeah I can see this being a problem.

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It is cold outside and I only got to sleep at 6am so I am currently curled up in my blankets like this:

Good news though, I am pretty sure I'll have the next chapter of BM out by this Monday, it isn't done yet but it will be by tommorrow AND THEN IT WILL BE MY EDITORS' FAULT FOR IT NOT BEING READY BY MONDAY! NOT MINE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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So it has officially been a year since Bad Mondays was first uploaded.

...

Yeah I got nothing.

Nearly two months now and I got like, what? Three thousand words to show for it? Oh boy Handyman, u sur do wrote fust!

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I'm still kinda just staring at the word processor document, trying to beat this writer's block with the raw authority of my own hatred.

Sadly, I am not a wizard (despite completely spurious accusations to the contrary) so I could not just do that, and my writer's block certainly is not the result of a back firing ritual, no sir.

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Surely OP will deliver!

Still working, hopefully I can get something to the editors tonight. If I do then I'll post it as soon as I can Monday or no Monday.

Fun fact: It is, frankly, shocking how much you can alter the simple word of Hallelujah to fit your song.

As in actually Christmas this time.

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