Guess That Anime · 9:14pm Jan 9th, 2017
"No! Don't say it. Thou had thy groping hands busy upon Homuras body?!?"
"NO! I SWEAR I'M HAPPILY HETERO!!"
"No! Don't say it. Thou had thy groping hands busy upon Homuras body?!?"
"NO! I SWEAR I'M HAPPILY HETERO!!"
Trixie: I did meet some of the most insufferable creatures. But they also met me.
"Beware for the-!"
"Just forget it."
"Aw please? I haven't said it in such a long time!"
"Oh alright but don't expect a big reaction."
"No no no of course not! *ahem* For the path you take will lead to certain destruction! Thank you very much."
"Honey! I'M HOME! 🔫💥 Remember me boss? The guy you canned the day before Christmas?!? Merry Christmas!"
".... *stares down the barrel of a gun*"
"Hello wabbit. Hahahahaha."
"Would you give me a running start?"
"Sure. 1001, 1002, 1003! 🔫💥"
Twilight: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
Butter of course! It needs some butter! BUTTERRRR!!
BUTTEERRR!!
Fire within me!
Earth beneath me!
Water around me!
Air above me!
Forest before me!
Hint: This is the start of a transformation sequence
"Oh, No Heart will be so proud of us!
"Proud of who?!?"
"Proud of YOU Shreeky, proud of YOU! Not me. No, never me! NO HEART WOULD NEVER BE PROUD OF ME!! WOULD HE?!?"
"Did you say something?"
"Not a word."
"(...) The wind blew strongly against her face as she soared through the sky, her vision obstructed by a thick cloud surrounding her. Frost formed on her mane, making the cold air chill through her coat, her movements feeling stiff and unresponsive. But as she reached above the clouds, she felt the sun’s warming light rejuvenate her, melting the frost and making her body flexible again. With closed eyes and facing the sun, she took a deep breath in an effort to stop her shivering (...)"
This blog is basically to name the funniest game quote you ever heard. Mine is this.
"Did you hear? Magni, the son of thor? He's dead! I know! Now Modi is going on a rampage across Midgard looking for the killer, swearing that once he finds him he's-Oh s**t that was you guys..."
Oh! Oh oh! Big ears...Elephant! ....uh Ant Eater! Um...orangutan! Okay okay oh let me guess it's A DUCK! A DUCK! Ohhh it's Darwins grab bag!
“They fall if you hit them with an axe.”
Pharynx: *coughing violently*
Thorax: Please don’t die.
Pharynx: Don’t tell me what to do.
"The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life." - Richard Bach
So he turns on the duke and with WHAT you suppose he turns on the duke?
🎼What Master?🎼
A flashlight!
🎼What a horrible thing to do! What a horrible thing to do! THING TO DOOOO!!🎼
But then when my back is turned. what four legged, flea bitten louse comes sneaking through the window that has the nerve TO BITE ME ON THE LEG?!?
🎼Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?🎼
Who?
Patou.
*seductively takes off glasses* “Wow... “
.//////. “...what?”
“You're really blurry.”
"You are not wealthy until you have something that money cannot buy"
---Garth Brooks
"Oh yeah! Someone's tired of breathing! SHOW YERSELF YA SLIMY GEEKWAD!!"
"I am the preserver."
"And I'm the night manager of the Hotel Du Frag. Looky there! It's checkout time!"