A Short and Simple One · 12:07am Oct 11th, 2016

So. Fifteen tips for y'all, straight outta the mouth of the biggest idiot this side of Europe:

Report Aragon · 1,480 views · #UNRELATED #BUT ONE DAY I'LL BE ABLE TO SAY "TWO DAYS" #AND ACTUALLY MEAN "TWO DAYS" #INSTEAD OF "SIX DAYS" #SO SORRY TO THE COMMISSIONERS BUT AT LEAST THE END RESULT WILL BE GOOD I GUESS #OH GOD MY HANDS ARE TWITCHING

Oct

18th

2021

I am in love with what we are, not what we should be · 9:55pm Oct 18th, 2021

it's my birthday. Ish. I'm posting this at almost midnight, when it'll technically not be my birthday anymore, but in my defense -- I'm very busy. So here's a BUNCH of short comics! I've been trying to get better at short punchlines, literally just cause it's a fun challenge for myself, and that way I have something to do whenever I am not working on the next Big Comic, which is coming along nicely.

So, here you go. I hope you like them.

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Report Aragon · 1,331 views · #I'm twenty seven now #wooo #here's basically all the comics I've been posting on twitter lately #so if you follow that there's nothing new here #but if you don't oh ho HO HO HO THERE'S SO MUCH #JESUS CHRIST I'VE DONE SO MANY ALREADY OH GOD

Mar

12th

2017

So I Wore a Suit for the First Time in Five Years -- And I Really Shouldn't Have Because Oh My God I Hate my Life Sometimes · 11:21pm Mar 12th, 2017

Aragón: uggggh

Aragón: I can’t concentrate on this shit

MrNumbers: that presentation you were talking about yesterday?

Aragón: yeah

Aragón: it’s an important one – I even gotta wear a fucking suit to class, man

MrNumbers: huh

MrNumbers: neat

Aragón: yeah that’ll be cool

Aragón: oh shit you know what

Aragón: you know what would be neat

Aragón: I should wear the suit as I study it

Report Aragon · 2,999 views · #Let's destroy the myth that men don't talk about fashion #because we really do #why do you think Rarity is so popular #also god dammit I'm self-conscious about tomorrow's presentation #I'm like Rarity but more feminine #oh god Rarity would top me wouldn't she #god I hate my life

May

7th

2018

Preach Electric to a Microphone Stand · 12:15am May 7th, 2018

I have entertained the idea of doing story reviews many times – mostly because there are a lot of talented people in this website, and I always thought that spending twelve thousand words relentlessly sucking King of Beggar’s cock in public sounds like an ideal Saturday. Sadly, I never started that project. Instead, I chose to befriend King of Beggars, and then proceeded to relentlessly suck his cock

Report Aragon · 1,474 views · #FUCK I SHAVED AS PEAR AND NUMBERS WERE PREREADING THIS FUCKING BLOG #AND NOW THERE ARE TINY LITTLE HAIRS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD #I BARELY HAVE ANY BEARD HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE #I USE A FUCKING ELECTRIC SHAVER #ISN'T THAT SUPPOSED TO #SUCK THE HAIR #OR SOMETHING #FUCK #did you know I never actually learned how to shave properly #still don't know #never got around to it #should look into it at some point #oh god the hair is EVERYWHERE #FUCK #HOW AM I GOING TO CLEAN THIS

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A Short and Simple One · 12:07am Oct 11th, 2016

I am in love with what we are, not what we should be · 9:55pm Oct 18th, 2021

So I Wore a Suit for the First Time in Five Years -- And I Really Shouldn't Have Because Oh My God I Hate my Life Sometimes · 11:21pm Mar 12th, 2017

Preach Electric to a Microphone Stand · 12:15am May 7th, 2018

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