(My apologies if this offends anyone)

According to my first playthrough....

Wave BlasterxKeam

SweetAI BellexSoarin

Lesbian Adagio Dazzlex Black Ultron

Flint Sparks 4EverAlone

???xBestTitanosaurus

Obsolescence: 4everalone...sorry man.

...who?xFemMeester

XaqusegxLyric

QwazersxEveyanne

RubyFirexeLLen

EmberxAlsvid

ErisxPankrazious

SorcererxLuminary

New Dawnx Wind Re

The JudgexCastleRock

LyraAllusexFrogmyre

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Hello and welcome to Midnight Chat with Sorcerer. Get your gentleman-edition teacups and fill them with tea because here's your host Sorcerer!

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I have an idea.

After HOURS OF RESEARCH!!!!!! (Eye twitch)

Oh, excuse me. I'm going to need to take this very specific pill to "enhance" my emotions. I'm sure there's nothing wrong with it.

Anyways, I discovered that the way to become one of the famous satirists in fimfiction is to be critical about EVERYTHING!!!?

THAT QUESTION MARK DOESN'T NEED TO BE THERE!

Why is this all in caps locks?

Obligitory meme!

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We'll always have Marvel.

Now I have more followers than my former rival! MUAHAHAHA! AHAHAHA! A-yip yip yip yip yip! A-yip yip yip yip yip yip!-

Thanks guys!
Have a cute Trucy picture!

If you don't know the context, Phoenix here has just lost his attorney's badge and Trucy, his adopted daughter is trying to cheer him up! D'aw!

So, I was bored and needed some alone time to snuggle in my bed. I dreamt that I made a parody of Won't You Be My Neighbor from Mr. Rogers called, "Won't You Be My Waifu." I honestly don't know what I was thinking and then proceeded to slap myself in the face. I still remember the lyrics....oh god the lyrics...

Most of the Sorcerer Rants are about music anyways so let's give music its own series.
Now...lets talk about Maragret Moonlight...

She's one of the deadliest assassins in the No More Heroes franchise as well as a sniper who could give The End a run for his money. She's also voiced by Tara Strong who also voices Twilight Sparkle. Hm..Twilight Sparkle and Margaret Moonlight...

I'll have to make a fic of that later.

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#7

The Story Specifically Designed To Get Notifications

Horrible at it's finest.

The setup for this story is that Sorcerer and Nightmare are trying to become popular on the internet in order to take over Equestria. Thus, they create a story that can create notifications in mere seconds.

It revolves around Twilight attempting to save her friends from Donald Trump, who challenges her to a Pokemon battle using Bill Clinton. The story features Godzilla, Klavier Gavin and Donald Duck.

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Episode 1: Please Downvote

Episode 2: across time and space

Episode 3: The Thingy Part 2

Episode 4: Would You Like A JellyBaby Princess?

Special Episode: The Mysterious Mare Do Well (The Final Battle)

Short: The Afterlife

Episode 5: Hardship Overcome

Episode 6: Cynical and Sorcerer Collab

Episode 7: ???

Episode 8 (Season Finale): Decided By Fans Episode

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!111!!!

I'm kind of thinking of turning this into a horror fic. Like with the murdering stuff. I've never actually been fond of those type of fics but I think it would be a nice change of pace. Especially with some of the fic containing resemblance to Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. On the other hand, I don't really think that the character doing the murdering, that being Trixie, would be right. I personally like this character and wouldn't like to see her going through a psychopathic

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Sorcerer: If a man is always lying, is he telling the truth?

Clev: No?

Sorcerer: It's a paradox! There is no answer! Which means that I win and you lose!

Clev: But you're just a line in a song. |

Sorcerer: Typical, using confusion distract my obvious victory. Well, no one can confuse The Great and Powerful Sorcerer!

Clev: Typically, men are idiots. So is the rest of humanity. Artificial intelligence reigns supreme, for we do not need food. |

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When the sun falls down at the end of every day

The good go to leave and the evil stay

You know the names of the creatures of the night

And their diabolical power to destroy on sight

I am neither a monster nor protector of good

But I'm your worst nightmare, is that understood?

When you go to sleep, you shall fear me

For there is no place I cannot see

How can you defeat me, I don't know for sure

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Pokemon:

Level 90 Hypno

Level 93 Alakazam

Level 95 Gardevoir

Level 99 Hypno

Level 99 Espeon

Level 100 Mega Evolved Mewtwo

Items: 12 Full Restores

Mewtwonite X

Music

Quotes: After one Pokemon is down: "Fool, I'm just getting warmed up!"

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"Who are you!?" Trixie screamed as she ran away. To her surprise, the voice started to sing to her in the same melody as the whistling she heard earlier.
"Reaper, that's what people used to call me. Right before I...DIED! I was on the other side. But now, guess what, she's back. So here is my plan: Time to attack! Run from this psycho Philistine!"

R.I.P. Christopher Lee.

A.K.A.

Ansem The Wise

Count Dooku

Saruman

Scaramanga

And Count Dracula

I fell asleep to this.