I know I know, no written works to regale you with just yet, fuckery is afoot, moving house, job shenanigans, I just set my mattress on fire (About fucking time too, lookatthat motherfucker burn), slowly, agonizingly slowly I am getting a grip on life again, have some crusadery goodness while you wait, I did these on and off while finishing Darkest Dungeon:

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Been helping my brother knock down our old family bar to help build his house. Nothing like an acrow falling along with a plank to put the fear of God in you hoping the roof doesn't collapse on you.

Sorry for the silence guys, I have no excuse, I'm going to shoot for getting the chapters out soon.

Bad News is, OP is not a faggot, despite all the rumours to the contrary. You can all go home now.

Good news:

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I wish a happy and healthy Christmas to you and yours. God bless you all, and I hope you have a good time.

Yes I really have been sick this past three weeks. Started off as a bad cough, grew into an infection, and now I think I might have additionally picked up a vomiting bug that's been going around the town on top of it all.

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Handyman reporting in.

Holy shit what a week.

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Chapter will be up Monday.

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I think I am setting the record for last minute deadlines on this website: It is currently 23:36, Monday, 18th September, Baker Island, US Minor Outlying Islands.

STILL COUNTS

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Don't worry, the gun is pointed at my own head on this one.

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More updates when conscious.

Alright for those who may not have noticed, I have a new picture at the bottom of my userpage.

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Here's what I really think of the new site updates.

I fucking hate it.

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There would have been an update this week, but I have been struck down with a seasonal bug.
See you guys when I see you.

Welp got the chapter up, had to put it off for a few days due to editing concerns hence why it was so late and also why it, horror of horrors, was uploaded on a Monday for once.

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Still working, just have to juggle a bunch of workshops and interviews and making sure I return to being a functioning, contributing member of society. And as a promise I am trying to keep to myself, I am going to try to keep up with the blog posting, if for no other reason to keep me engaged with you guys while I force myself to actually power through bullshit, even if I have nothing good or relevant to say.

Truly, I have finally become a genuine fimfiction author.

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Not dead, not done, I'm slogging through shit right now, with unemployment and other crap. I am working on Bad Mondays as well as planning at least one other story and practising with mapmaking. I promise you eventually you'll get proper maps of Bad Mondays, but I have a backlog of a few maps I promised to make for friends as well as a few I have been making for a few games and one in particular I have been working on for over a week now for my custom Pathfinder setting (Because Golarion is a

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No I am not dead, haven't left the site or the fandom, anyone who checks my page can usually find me logged in as I usually have a tab of fimfic open.

Rest your heads easy, you'll get Handyventures in due time once I have acquired the requisite faggotry. Possibly more than that, but lets not get cocky. Anyway, I hope 2017 has been finding you guys well.

Remember, eat all your school, stay in vegetables, drink your teeth, don't do sleep, get eight hours of drugs and most importantly:

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