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Oct
12th
2017

Chlorine and Ladybug Kisses · 5:51pm Oct 12th, 2017

This just happened. This is real, I'm not kidding, this is an actual true story. This has changed me.

Today I woke up to my neighbor gently jacking off his dog.

I just took a nap in my new house for the first time, and my neighbor was gently jacking off his dog under my window. I got out of bed, stretched my arms, and looked at the city of Barcelona with a big smile on my face, and my neighbor was gently jacking off his dog under my window.

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Oct
23rd
2017

When Family Cannot Be Here, Having Journeyed Far and Wide · 7:45pm Oct 23rd, 2017

It was my birthday this past Wednesday -- woo I'm 23 give me stuff woo -- but I had no ways to come in here and post anything.

There was a guy supposed to come to my house and install a router on Monday, true. But, the dude came in, looked around, said "Hahah wow I have no idea how to deal with this," and immediately left.

So no Internet till today, and no birthday blog. Instead, have a birthday story.

EPetty Please
The good thing about dating Rarity is that you get to talk to her. The bad thing about dating Rarity is that you have to talk to her.
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