Okay, so, for reasons that, in hindsight, were probably not that good, me and my sister decided to watch Michael Bay’s notoriously overblown, melodramatic, horrifically historically inaccurate propaganda/war/romance flick, Pearl Harbor.

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Top of the morning to ya, my good lads and lasses.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 119th film analysis, as well as my 11th and final installment of this year's "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Shrek Forever After".

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Merry Christmas, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 2nd installment of this year's "Christmas Craze", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Rudy".

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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The Coen Brothers, eclectic as always, take on film noir in this hyper subdued, intentionally self serious yet absurd deconstruction of the film noir genre, where, in playing the standard tropes and motifs of the genre dead straight, stretching them to the point where they snap back on themselves. It's a dense, cerebral film, and one that, while lacking the gonzo charms of, say, O Brother, Where Art Thou? or The Hudsucker Proxy, still manages to be a fascinating work of art, and a

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Merry Christmas, Pals.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, for the tenth installment of my "Christmas Craze" series, I'm gonna be reviewing Will Ferrell's "Elf".

Here's the summary of it:

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What’s up, Kemosabes?

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode Reporter here with another review.

And today, for my 102nd film analysis, I’m gonna give you guys my take of “The Lion King”. The CGI remake from 2019 to be precise.

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Transformers". The 2007 film directed by Michael Bay, to be precise.

Here's the rundown of it:

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Two years ago today, with his alter-ego exposed to the world after the events of Far From Home, Peter Parker attempts to erase the world's minds of this fact, only to find himself on the greatest emotional rollercoaster filled with callbacks, nostalgia, and bittersweet endings.

Greetings, my good friends.

This is your friendly-as-always film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another movie review.

And today, I'll be giving you all my analysis on Disney's "The Jungle Book (2016)", which follows with my review of the 1967 cartoon of the same name.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Four years ago today, a Disney classic returned to the big screen in a whole new way!

Note: I know some people dislike the movie, but I still found it to be enjoyable.

If you'd like to know what I thought of this movie before, click on the link below:

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the first installment of this year's "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Zookeeper". The 2011 film starring Kevin James to be precise.

Here's the rundown of it:

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1. my girlfriend who may or may not be parasprite is super snuggly and I love her so much oh my goodness yes she is my girlfriend and yes I am so happy with her oh my goodness gracious me yes yes yes

2. Brasta_Septim is the best friend you will ever have and I'm super happy that he's here too

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the very first movie by Sony Pictures Animation: "Open Season".

Here's the rundown of it:

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