Just a quick note, folks. Since people seemed to like the deleted scene I posted earlier so much, I decided to add it to the actual story! If you missed it and don't want to go back to the chapter, though, you can still catch it at the blog post here.

Thanks, and enjoy!

Hope you had fun with those crossovers. Some of those sounded like they hurt.

...oh, fuck me. Fuck me with a belt sander. I just looked at the link for your new one. It's Mykan. It's Starfleet.

Last week's shuffle is donezo. Congrats.

This time around, we've got this year's stocking stuffer shuffle, which is ALSO an obscure crossover shuffle! Hoooooooo boy, the pain will be exquisite!

Last week's vote has been tallied. Starting in October, we will be riffing Mr. Enter's fic... but we're looping back to the runner-up, my own work, in November.

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The crossover riff is squared away. Go you.

Now you've gotta contend with Mykan again. Here's more Starpops.

Last week's mess is cleaned up. Have fun with that.

This week's our first "anything goes" slot of the new era, and we've given it over to a dual celebration of Toy Story 4 and Super Mario Maker 2. And, because we're absolute shits, we're celebrating with creepypastas.

Our previous nonsense is dead and buried. Enjoy.

This time, we've got a double shot of script-format works. One tangentially relates to Cuphead, as our tangential nod to the Smash Direct that announced the eighth Fire Emblem character.* Enjoy that too.

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You kicked ASS on the last one. And I'm surprised by how many of you stuck it out even through Felix Dawn and Mykan. I know I say it a lot, but you guys are fucking TROOPERS when you wanna be.

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Last week's fustercluck is all wrapped up. The recap will be available next month, and then this whole (abridged) saga will be behind us.

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See what I did there? Because it's a shuffle you're doing, and it's Sonic stories, and Sonic Shuffle was a game for the Dreamcast...

Shut up, it was clever.

Anyway, on the subject of Sonic, obviously the last riff was the legendary "Sonic.EXE." Y'all went NUTS when you found out, and I'd say it was worth it. Here's the finished doc.

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It's late. I know. It's 1:30 in the fucking morning AND we're off schedule. Hush.

So here's last week's. Wheeeeeee.

This week's is another crossover shuffle. That tells you all you need to know right there. Have fun.

Our Project AFTER post-mortem is complete. Congrats on roping me into it personally.

This week is the next installment of a story from one of AFTER's most bitter rivals. "My Little Cardboard: WHAT Characters?" continues.

Last week's generic edgelord stuff is finished. Enjoy, if that's possible.

This week's a twofer celebration: Tuesday's release of Mortal Kombat 11 and Friday's release of Avengers: Endgame. If you know me, you can probably guess which is more exciting to me. Either way, we're gonna crossover about it.

Last week's Mykan nonsense is all done. Enjoy.

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And those of you who've been reading since before I joined this outfit know exactly who "he" is.

First of all, we wrapped up "Moonlight." Congrats on persevering there.

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Last week's fic is done. Sorry again about missing the link-sharing for the first few days.

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Last week's Christmas torture has concluded. Enjoy.

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Last week's mashup of crossover sludge is done. Related note, if you haven't seen Endgame yet and you're invested in the Marvel movies, you're doing yourself an enormous disservice.

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Of course, my wince didn’t go unnoticed by the mistress of the night.

Greetings, my good lads and lasses.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 240th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the third and final installment of the HTTYD trilogy: "How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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