On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 12 polar bears....with aids....terrible...terrible super aids...

13 more days until you can shoot a guy in red for breaking into your home...

14 more days before...before...something happens...

15 More days before the egg nog is gone...

16 more days before you think you're going to get that gift you really want...but then you open all your gifts and you don't get that new Lego that you begged your parents for because they are cheap ass hoes...

17 more days before you can into your neighbor's home and pretend you're Santa while being drunk from drinking too many beer bottles...

18 more days before you can call the police because of a break in...

19 more days before the milk is gone...

20 more days before someone breaks in to your home to eat your cookies...

21 more days before hunting season...

22 Days left before a reindeer shits on your roof

(Sorry for being late on this guys...it's..been a bit tough for me lately..and I'm not talking about the episodes...more or less why I'm late on these past two advent calendar things is because I got into trouble with some people...I don't really want to talk about it though, just know that's the reason why I'm late to the party...)

23 more days before a fat fuck with diabetes comes down the chimney

24 Days before a fat fuck in a red suit comes to break into our homes...

(Yeah...every day counting down to Christmas, you'll be getting something shitty like this. It isn't much...but you know...want to build up hype for the Christmas season and shit.

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HO! HO! HO! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY HELLO THERE...I'M OL' SAINT NICK...YOU MIGHT KNOW ME FROM THAT FAT FUCK FROM THE COCA-COLA BOTTLES EVERY YEAR! AND IF NOT...THEN I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SLAP A BITCH!...

I KNOW CHRISTMAS IS ONLY 29 DAYS AWAY...BUT I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ALL HAVE A SURPRISE EARLY CHRISTMAS GIFT COMING THIS CHRISTMAS EVE!...

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Ok so I had been meaning to do a it of an update, especially since I got the Halloween special done and all...but I got busy writing something for someone else. Pretty much I was commissioned tow rite something, but I didn't get paid for it...so to make up for my absence on here...here's what I wrote. I would post it as a story but it's not MLP related at all whatsoever...so here's some fucking stupid story that I had to write for someone about Bugs Bunny...enjoy my filth...also i'll be giving

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He guys, just want to say really quickly that the Halloween special is finally up

It's located in the Alternate Universal magic in case any of you didn't know by now...

And just in case anyone here doesn't get it yet...I'll leave this here link to it....

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Ok so very quickly, I want to say that the Halloween special will certainly come out tonight...had to pull a few all nighters for it...but it's done. Not going to break that promise...but I might not make it for the 7:00 time slot...I might be a few hours late getting to it because I'm still in the editing stage right now. So if you don't see it up at 7/8/ whatever your time zone is, don't worry, it's still coming, it'll just be a few hours late. Still check back at 7, I'll try to get it out on

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It's coming...

It's here...

It smells you...

I sees you....

It knows where you are at all times...

It knows what you fear the most...

It's the bogyman that everyone fears...

And it's coming to get you this Halloween night...

The My Little Pony: Universal Halloween Sppok-tacular Magic Special coming this Halloween night @ 7:00 P.M./8:00 P.M. CST/ EST

Only on FIMfiction...

Be afraid...be very afraid....

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HELLO EVERYPONY!!!...

And this is an update...TO AN UPDATE...I know...I want to hang myself too for it...

Well you might be wondering what this update is for...well to simply put...I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS!!!...

The good news is that you guys will be getting a new episode of Universal Magic this Christmas eve...regardless if there is a delay or not...

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HELLO EVERYPONY AND HAPPY NIGHTMARE NIGHT MONTH!!!...

Yes it is that time of month again...TIME FOR A MOTHER FUCKING UPDATE!!! And it's also that time to get spooky...here's something spooky...

Well, time for an update then...you might be asking...TMG/Bob Tom...where the fuck is the new episode of Universal Magic at? It's been over a year since the last one...we want a new episode now damn it...

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