I didn't know. I didn't know it was a Discord/Screwball EqG thing. I didn't know it was a cavalcade of copyrighted lyrics stripped of context and soul, that they built the entire fic around. I didn't know there were going to be creepy stalker undertones between a teacher and his student that were laced into a bullshit revenge plot. I had no idea it was shitting on the legacy of an unrelated,

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First of all, "The Ponyville Curse" is now completed. Apologies to those for whom this story was 2spoopy.

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Mykan's done. I think we'll be giving him some space for the next few months; this right off the back of Magic Is Believing must have been rough.

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The puns will continue until morale improves.

The last Multipart Blitz is all set. Congrats.

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Well, part four of the thing's done. Here's the recap of part three, and the one for part four should be ready by next week.

This week... well, you made your voices heard. This is the Mystery Jukebox Shuffle.

So, uh... last week. By the content's nature, we can't exactly leave it public indefinitely. It's closed and finished, and tucked away from prying eyes, but in its place will be a sort of best-of recap that'll showcase the best riffs and slice through the excess amounts of fat. That'll take time to compile, but we should have it done by next week, which is an event in and of itself.

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Well, no more Chat for a while. Bet you feel lucky.

Well, take that comfort and relief, and banish it to the deepest hell. It's Mykan o'clock again, you fucks.

Last week's Kingdom Hearts nonsense is banished to the Shadow Realm. That's the right thing, right?

This week's another fun continuation, this time of the HTTYD crossover. Agony abounds.

Welp, we've seen all the "Ponymon" stories and caught 'em all. Professor Oak would be so proud of us.

This week's a day late because we didn't want to take Turkey Day away from you. However, that doesn't mean you're off the hook completely. The stars just aligned so perfectly for this story.

We have officially shuffled this shuffle. Enjoy.

This week is a "celebration" of the end of the Skywalker Saga with a cringefest of a crossover. Good fucking luck, y'all.

Last week's thing is done. Another ongoing mess tidied.

This week, it's Weed Day on Weed Month. That means a compilation of stories from our weediest repeat offender. Good luck.

The update's a bit late tonight, voting was hell. Here's the shuffle, go read that if you want.

For Christmas week, we have... more Sonic RR. Have fun with that.

We lost track of the day. Shut up.

The first shuffle's all tidily squared away. That was a hot mess.

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First off, the previous shuffle's finished. That looked like a good one; I wouldn't be against doing that again.

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Next block of "Past Sins" is set in stone. Just a bit more and you're free.

For now, though, you get a short story shuffle, filling this month's third slot before we clog it HARD in the months ahead, namely next month's spring cleaning-esque deal.

"Baron Silver" is all wrapped up. Revel in the fruits of your labor.

Next up is, of course, part three of "The Catch." Have fun with your weird alternate story, because the real one's getting worse.

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We've concluded "Quest of the cool pony." Have fun with that.

Tonight's is part THREE of "Living the Dream," so. Yeah. Suffer.

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Last week's installment of "My Little Parappa: I Gotta Believe!" is wrapped up. Enjoy.

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Last week's weeds have been pulled. Look at this lovely lawn now.

This week is the start of the sequel to the Kingdom Hearts crossover we ran when KH3 dropped. Good luck.

Last week's shuffle is all done. Enjoy.

This week, as our second ongoing multiparter, we've got one of the most (in)famous tragedies in pony fiction history: "Bittersweet." Prepare to be made unhappy, whether it's the way the story intends or not.