Actual Cannibal! Shia Lebeauf is caught by Pinkie, and wakes up strapped down in her cupcake murder chamber. However, since the straps are meant for hooves, and not humans, he can easily slip out of the restraints. an epic mass murderer battle is about to ensue

Suddenly a giant CGI robot crashed through the wall, sending a series of oversized, unnecessary explosions emanating throughout Sugar Cube Corner.

Said giant CGI robot yells, "PINKIE PIE!!" Pinkie Pie and Shia Lebeauf turn towards this new monstrosity, shocked expressions now etched upon their faces. "You got the wrong straps!" declares the Robot, as he gently hands over a new set to the comparatively small pink pony.

And with that, shia screamed "OH COME ON" and pinkamena strapped him down again, and sickening grin on her face as prime eats some cookies

But just as Pinkamena tries to strap him down, he gets high off of bath salts, and bites her face!

(this story now takes place in florida)

She responds in kind, sans bath salts

Some of the local beach babes witnessed the commotion and started to injected them selfs with the g virus

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Then the entire united states watched in shock as a black teenager was gunned down by some random dude, for poorly justified reasons. Pinkie and Shia lebeuf, still engaged in their face eating war, silently wondered why florida was still allowed to be a state.

Suddenly, a low rumbling is heard, followed by the smell of burning fuel and quick upward acceleration.

(this story now takes place in orbit, above Florida)

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Up on the moon, the evil pedobear calls upon his army of sex offenders and reporting them to every school in the usa

buried in each others faces the two had hardly noticed the magical phenomenon taking place as they were shifting between equestria and america. they paused in their face eating as the fabric of time and space began to tear, causing a massive earthquake. they temporarily join forces and run outside to discover they are now in nebraska, the town now riddeled with cracked earth and spontaneously combusting fires. the two make a b-line for an icecream truck sitting on the curve and wastes no time as pinkie puts her suddenly acquired hotwiring skills to use. as the vehicle sputters to life, they drive as quickly as possible toward their obvious destination