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Alright for those of you who enjoyed Monkey See, Draqoneques do posts on Andrews blog. You might notice the 1st part has Andrew mention his plans working better than twilight's did during Discords reform. This actually was a reference to a earlier Omake that speculated what Andrew would be up to during the episode 'Keep calm and Flutter on'. Which spawned two follow up omakes by Andrew himself and Madfish (both who gave me permission to post it here.)

So enjoy




A little thought on Discords Reform scene opens on the climax of 'Keep calm and flutteron'


D: "Well played Fluttershy... well played. I liked things better my way.... but I guess when you have friends you can't always have things your way all the time."

F: I knew you'd understand.... about being a friend and all

Rarity: Still it was a awfully big risk....darling, what if you had been wrong about Discord?

*Fluttershy smiled*

Fluttershy: Oh than I would have let Andrew do his plan B. ^_^

*Andrew pops up out a nearby bush startling the mane 6, although Discord looks on bored*

Andrew: YOU KNEW ABOUT PLAN B????

Twilight: Andrew what are you doing here! You were clearly scheduled to be at Zecoras where it was SAFE!!!

FLuttershy: well not the specifics, but I knew you'd never leave either twilight or me to face danger alone without a backup plan....

Discord: *Snort* Fluttershy my dear, I see you have a lot of faith in your coltfriend.... but we already established his guns aren't a threat to me. I simply have more than enough time to deal with them.

Andrew *Smirk*: Oh I figured that out quick Discord... that's why my other plans count on striking when you can't see it coming....

Discord: Oh really my dear boy? And what can you possibly do that I wouldn't be able to predict... Even as a monkey your reflexes are to slow to hide from the spirit of Chaos!

*Andrew shrugged nonchalantly *

Andrew: Oh who said I would be the one firing. *He glances over to Applebloom who blinks suddenly* Although as things turned out I think we can call off plan B....

*Applebloom blinked again and then pulls out a walkie talkie.*

Applebloom: :I reckon.... *Speaking into the walkie talkie* Operation 'Reach out and touch someone' is a negative abort. ah repeat a Negative Abort.....

Applejack: NOW WAIT JUST A COTTON PICKIN MINUTE! YA ROPED MY SISTAH INTO THIS???!!!!

Andrew: *Nervously* well.. she came as part of the group you see.....

Twilight: What Group?

*Suddenly the walkie talkie sprouts back Sweetie Bells voice *

SB: AWWWW! Now we'll never get our Indirect Fire specialists cutie marks!!!!

*Andrew grins sheepishly as Rarity joins Applejack and Twilight glaring at him...*

Andrew: umm I figured why not go big?....

Discord: Wait ... you were going to have the young filly launch ARTILLERY at me, presumably while distracting me with a frontal assault????? THAT'S INSANE! And that's coming from me!!!!

Andrew: Would you have seen it coming and been able to defend?

*Discord opened hiss mouth.... closed it... opens it again.... then he snapped his finger and suddenly was wearing a NASA mission control outfit while doing rapid calculations on a Abacus (With 'property of Luna' inscribed on it) before snapping back to normal with a defeated sigh*

Discord: No... no I wouldn't have...

Andrew: *really big smirk* IF its insane but it works.... it wasn't that insane to begin with.

Discord: But chances are YOU'D have been in the blast radius!!!

*Suddenly the walkies talkies crackled again as Chrysalis's voice came over*

Chrysalis: His race took out mine with a NUCLEAR BOMB PROPELLED SPACE CRAFT!!! HOW IS SUICIDAL INTENT SURPRISING TO YOU????

*Rarity let out another outraged screech*
Rarity: YOU HAVE THE CHANGELING QUEEN WITH MY SISTER!!!!!

*andrew chuckled weakly while sheepishly scratching the back of his head.*
Andrew: well yeah... you didn't think I was going to let the CMC deal with high power explosives modified by Zecoras brew by themselves did you? Of course they needed adult supervision!

Twilight: BUT CHRYSALIS WAS THE BEST YOU CAME UP WITH???

Andrew: well every other pony I knew who might be useful I needed for my other plans!

Discord, Twilight, Applejack: OTHER PLANS???

Andrew: *Continuing on not noticing the dropped jaws* I mean the Doctor was for plan J.... Zecora X... Derpy I couldn't use as I had her assigned to plan M, granted getting Discord to say his name backwards was a long shot but I figured she could handle it.......

Discord *Huge sweatdrop*: You had... back up backup plans?

Andrew: well I figured why take chances.... so I layered things so if Plan B failed, plan C would kick in.... etc...

Discord:Exactly..... how many plans did you have?

Andrew: *Scratches back of head as he mused* well I kind of ran out of alphabet letters and was up to Greek letter combinations before you all ran to deal with the dam....

*A sudden flash appeared behind discord revealing a Minature version of himself wearing a Mad Men Style secretary outfit. Discord turned to his mini-me.

Discord :Take a memo.... if I ever go full evil again, I must take out the monkey Andrew first.... he's obviously the most dangerous one of them all..

Andrew: Thanks.... I think.....

The next part was Andrew's own follow up piece

Twilight: Honestly Andrew, you're starting to act a little like... Like...

Andrew: You?

Twilight: *blushes* Well, yes...

Andrew: Well, you have been a good influence on me dear. Plan, back up plan, back up back up plan... I may be a man of faith, but I'm going to have the best say in the situation as possible. It's what you would do.

Twilight: *sighs* I will admit, there is a lot of me in this... *glares* And a lot of annoying self-sacrificing from you.

Andrew: *grins* What? You should be flattered. I can't live without you.

Twilight: *softly* Do you think we could live without you though?

Andrew: ... *looks aside and sighs* I guess I didn't think about that...

Twilight: *nuzzles him* Of course you did. You just decided to be the hero. But Andrew... We want you to be a living hero, not a monument we mourn over.

Andrew: I know... *He hugs her* I know...

Twilight: So, I forbid you to undertake any suicidal efforts to save us all! I want a living idiot boyfriend, not a dead idiot martyr.

Andrew: *sighs* ... I'll try, Twilight. I will, but... If it's a choice between losing you and your world... And me... You know what I'd choose.

Twilight: Then just remember you've always got another choice... That's what love and friendship is all about.

Andrew: *smiles, strokes her hair* Yeah...

*Rarity coos. Andrew and Twilight notice EVERYPONY is staring at them*

Andrew: ... Ahem...

Twilight: Can't we get some privacy?!

Dash: What, and miss out on the mushy stuff? No way!

Discord: You're the ones doing it in front of us. We're just using the public space. Still, if you need some privacy, I could just send you to the moon-!

Fluttershy: Ahem?

Discord: Er... With a picnic lunch and oxygen?

Fluttershy: *smiles and nods*

Discord: *To Andrew* Seriously, how do you get her to be so nice to you?

Andrew: You're all powerful, you figure it out.

Finally we have Madfishs part to cap things off.

T: Andrew, back there you said you were a 'man of faith' but you never said in what.

A: Oh the usual things, that there's always a chance, Fluttershy, you and plan Gamma Rho

T: That's sweet of you Andrew! But what is plan Gamma Rho?

A: ::shrugs:: Just the last plan I thought up and implemented before I ran out of time.

T: Which was?

A: A surprise for Discord.

T: I gathered that but what is it?

A: Can't I keep it a secret just now just in case?

T: Given your plan B? No. Not a chance.

A: Please?

T: ::Wilts a little at Andrews pleading then stiffens her resolve:: Tell me.

A: But-

T: ::Glares::

A: Ok it was tohaveLunadropameteoronhimwhilehewasdistracted

T: What was that?

A: ::Mumbles::

T: ::Glares::

A: TohaveLunadropameteoronhimwhilehewasdistracted

T: What!?

D: : Discord looks stunned. It's rather chaotic::

A: I ran the numbers and Luna was pretty sure she could get a good KKV shot with one if the rest of the plans got him out of the Town... You did ask...

Ch: You were going to have the Princess use a meteor as a Kinetic Kill Vehicle! Are you insane? Did you tell her what would happen!?

D: : Discord is still stunned::

A: Of course I did. Luna agreed after his first rampage that is none of the other plans worked it was worth a shot.

Ch: Insane monkey kin!

A: It was only going to be a small one...

T: ::Twilight is stunned. It's kind of cute but hell comes later::

A: I have to have faith in something in the end and that something just happened to be at the last Luna's aim and sufficient velocity!


And thus this little omake concludes. Hope you all enjoyed it. I may add more omakes of mine if this one seems popular.

For the love of god, never stop sharing these. :rainbowlaugh:

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Now you may ask how the crusaders got proficient with Artillery.... well"

*a while later Twilight stopped grumbling about the last plan as a thought occured to her.*

Twilight: Andrew, How did you know the CMC could even hit discord with a brand new weapon?...

Andrew: oh they had finsihed the Cutie Mark Crusader artillery piece mk1 weeks ago after I accidently complimented them on how well their mortar fire worked agaisnt the changelings.... and have been practicing.

*twilight looked confused*

Twilight: but we haven't heard anything around ponyville...Certainly no explosions! and I know you wouldn't take a risk like this if they weren't trained with it..

Andrew: Well..... We found a more... suitable target in the everfree forest to practice on....

*Flashback*
*The Crusaders and Andrew stand in a small clearing, with Applebloom up a tree*
Applebloom: Target sighted!

Scootaloo: Nonlethal potion enhanced posion joke shells loaded!

Sweetie Bell: Doubleconfirming Coordinates....

Andrew: thats doublecheck Sweetiebelle...* He Confers over the radio with Applebloom, who is up in a tall tree with clear sight of a meadow in the distance. Then turnsback to the other two.* Coordinates confirmed!

CMCs & Andrew: FIREEEE!!!!

*a moment later relaxing the meadow the Manticore pauses and looks up*

M: Urf? *translation: Hey whats that sound?*

*KASPLOOSH* (Nonlethal rounds remmeber)

*Back to present*

Andrew: oh yes.... a very suitable target indeed... heh heh heh...

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And now for something completely different since I ran out of omakes for the discord confrontation.

*Andrew looked up as Spike walked up to his front porch lugging a box of papers. IN his hand was what looked like a glossy magazine.*
SPike: Hey Andrew! Latest delivery of human items from Luna. Hey, whats with all the humans dressed up in funny costumes around the booths int his one? This your Nightmare night?

*Andrew takes the booklet and flips through it before smiling nostalgically.*
Andrew: Nah we call nightmare night Halloween on Earth... but this isn't it. It looks like a pamphlet for a Scifi/fantasy convention. fairly large one at that...

*Spike looked on confused*
Spike: Convention? whats that... and why wear alll these silly outfits?...

Andrew: *pauses for a moment, thinking how to explain* Well... its kind... of like a party... for nerds and geeks who enjoy fantasy and ficitonal universes...

*Suddenly they both are startled as behind them a large Gasp is heard. Andrew and Spike turn to see a bug eyed Pinkie pie.*

PP: A PARTY! A TYPE OF PARTY I'VE NEVER ARRANGED?????!!!

*Zip Zoom Snag*

*Andrew glances down at the now empty box of Convention material and descriptions that somehow had ended up in equestra, then up at the receding pink blur in the distance, before finally shooting a narrow eyed glare at Spike*

Andrew: I blame you for what is about to befall Ponyville....

Spike: What did I do???

and a few addendum by other authors

From Vulpine Fury:


"Rarity, the very first thing you should know about cosplay..." Andrew began. He paused and closed his mouth sharply. "Wait, you already know that bit, being a fashionista." He rubbed his chin in thought. "Okay, the character has to be someone or somepony that the cosplayer likes, knows, or resembles." He then went into a detailed description of typical cosplay activities. Hall costumes, masquerade skits, judging, and so on.

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"Pinkie, this is kind of a big deal." Andrew said. "A typical Convention takes three days or so."

Pinkie began to vibrate. "A three-day party!?"

"Pinkie, it's not just a party. There are discussion panels, a dealer's room, an artist's alley, a rave, a masquerade ball..."

Andrew stopped for a moment, deep in thought. He felt a frisson of dread crawl through him and he turned to see Pinkie very studiously taking notes.

and then a follow follow up by madfish
"And," (Oh Twilight and Fluttershy why couldn't he just shut up) "You need a theme..."

"Like what?"

"Like comics or fiction or magic or films or furrys..."

"What's a furry?"


Responses encourage me to post other omakes :raritywink:

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